Two fleas

[1rustycoin]

Two fleas from Detroit had an agreement to meet every winter in Miami

for a vacation.

Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's all blue, shivering and

shaking, damn near frozen to death.

The other flea asks him, " What happened to you?"

The first flea says, " I rode down here from New York in the moustache

of a guy on a Harley."

The other flea responds saying, "That's the worst way to travel. Try

what I do. Go to the Metro airport bar and have a few drinks. While you

are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in

where it's nice and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of."

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try

next winter.

A year goes by....when the first flea shows up in Miami, he is all blue

and shivering and shaking again. Almost near froze to death.

The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you??"

"Yes" says the first flea. "I did exactly as you said....I went to the

Metro airport bar, I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice, young

stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm, cozy spot. It was so

nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately."

"When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of the guy on the Harley."

[vern]

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