myst Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one, - and I can't wait! ---------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man. ---------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 3 At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive. --------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 4 Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband. ---------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 5 Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked. ---------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 6 Today I saved 2600 lives. Twice. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Myst, Guess some heroes are never mentioned in the news. Loved it and laughed my buttocks off. Thanks for bringing a little bit of fun to our lives. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastarnie Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delta22 Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Hey girl ,plus 1 lol .Listen when Helga gets back send her over here I have a shop full of starving Indians she can save . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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