delta22 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!! The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right side. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left side. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said ... 'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?' Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew..... 'Bastards won't let me fart. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tandy Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 ah! now I know what that gut feeling was when I thought we were about to RV!!! another false alarm! Dang, this really stinks...hey! I'm talking about no RV yet! Delta...tell Grandma hi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffany23 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Delta...babe...trust me, you will live WAY past 100...as Heaven don't want to listen to your jokes and Hell is afraid you will take over (like you have here in DV!) You ROCK Sugar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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