TexasGranny Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 A Real Cowboy Has NO FEAR 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tankdude Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Did I ever tell you how to train to become a bull rider? First, you full your mouth with marbles. Then you crawl on top of this 2,000 pound animal that wants to toss you to the ground and crush you. When you do hit the ground - you take a marble out of your mouth, throw it in the bulls face to distract him, and run to the fence. Then you do it again - of course this time you stay on a little longer - but you will need to do it again! So - by the time you've lost all your marbles, you can finally be called a bull rider. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YukonJohn Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Ride 'em cowboy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasGranny Posted January 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Did I ever tell you how to train to become a bull rider? First, you full your mouth with marbles. Then you crawl on top of this 2,000 pound animal that wants to toss you to the ground and crush you. When you do hit the ground - you take a marble out of your mouth, throw it in the bulls face to distract him, and run to the fence. Then you do it again - of course this time you stay on a little longer - but you will need to do it again! So - by the time you've lost all your marbles, you can finally be called a bull rider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rope Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Wonder what the bull is thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarMillionaire Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Is that Bull thinking...Don't point your pistol at me, boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasGranny Posted January 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Wonder what the bull is thinking? We need someone to caption it for us - I can't stop laughing at it long enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamagirl Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Thats too cute!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffany23 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Next to Marines, Cowboys are the bravest dudes on Earth....my Grandfather, which was both, used to tell this joke: Do you know why they put bells on bulls at the Rodeo? Answer: To keep the Cowboys awake. Ride'em Cowboy! The caption is: The cowboys says" You want a piece of this?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vietnam1969 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 A Real Cowboy Has NO FEAR Hey BIG hump back, " There is only ONE stud in this pasture!!!!! A Real Cowboy Has NO FEAR This is a very good one!!!!! Best I've seen lately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rope Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 A Real Cowboy Has NO FEAR "Got Milk?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So.Cal Dinar Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Hey Mr Bull I will show you mine if you show me yours!!! ;)TexasGranny, on 05 January 2012 - 09:57 PM, said: A Real Cowboy Has NO FEAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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