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Did I ever tell you how to train to become a bull rider? First, you full your mouth with marbles. Then you crawl on top of this 2,000 pound animal that wants to toss you to the ground and crush you. When you do hit the ground - you take a marble out of your mouth, throw it in the bulls face to distract him, and run to the fence. Then you do it again - of course this time you stay on a little longer - but you will need to do it again!

So - by the time you've lost all your marbles, you can finally be called a bull rider.

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Did I ever tell you how to train to become a bull rider? First, you full your mouth with marbles. Then you crawl on top of this 2,000 pound animal that wants to toss you to the ground and crush you. When you do hit the ground - you take a marble out of your mouth, throw it in the bulls face to distract him, and run to the fence. Then you do it again - of course this time you stay on a little longer - but you will need to do it again!

So - by the time you've lost all your marbles, you can finally be called a bull rider.

:lmao::lmao::lmao::bow::hug:

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Next to Marines, Cowboys are the bravest dudes on Earth....my Grandfather, which was both, used to tell this joke: Do you know why they put bells on bulls at the Rodeo?

Answer: To keep the Cowboys awake.

Ride'em Cowboy! :)

The caption is:

The cowboys says" You want a piece of this?" :P

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