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Said the government on Sunday it will use all measures necessary to stop communication between itself and other nations. It said it was top secret and of no concern to foreign eyes. But it has been learned the black out was measures to move Iraq by the end of 2011.

This comes after a spokesman let the cat out of the bag, taken by the creation based in Dinar Guru. He said, "They are always opening their big mouths. They meaning foreign busy bodies are waiting for an RV. It really is none of their business. Iraq is tired of them watching our every move, so we decided to just leave and move to an undisclosed land, but big, with a lot of oil." Some speculate it may be Alaska, however this has not been confirmed.

The Government of Iraq to change the name of Iraq to Irashka. The Russians think this is a good idea. However PM Maliki doesn't know where to land his plane.

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Said the government on Sunday it will use all measures necessary to stop communication between itself and other nations. It said it was top secret and of no concern to foreign eyes. But it has been learned the black out was measures to move Iraq by the end of 2011.

This comes after a spokesman let the cat out of the bag, taken by the creation based in Dinar Guru. He said, "They are always opening their big mouths. They meaning foreign busy bodies are waiting for an RV. It really is none of their business. Iraq is tired of them watching our every move, so we decided to just leave and move to an undisclosed land, but big, with a lot of oil." Some speculate it may be Alaska, however this has not been confirmed.

The Government of Iraq to change the name of Iraq to Irashka. The Russians think this is a good idea. However PM Maliki doesn't know where to land his plane.

Oh dear you got me! I need a paper bag. Carello do you have an extra?

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Said the government on Sunday it will use all measures necessary to stop communication between itself and other nations. It said it was top secret and of no concern to foreign eyes. But it has been learned the black out was measures to move Iraq by the end of 2011.

This comes after a spokesman let the cat out of the bag, taken by the creation based in Dinar Guru. He said, "They are always opening their big mouths. They meaning foreign busy bodies are waiting for an RV. It really is none of their business. Iraq is tired of them watching our every move, so we decided to just leave and move to an undisclosed land, but big, with a lot of oil." Some speculate it may be Alaska, however this has not been confirmed.

The Government of Iraq to change the name of Iraq to Irashka. The Russians think this is a good idea. However PM Maliki doesn't know where to land his plane.

outstanding! lol

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outstanding! lol

How about this one:

Sunday afternoon Misc. chats posted in the 3S's forum by PIF 12/04/2011

_templejc] guys i have had several calls saying maliki is here as we speak but just got the post below that there is a deligation but it doesn't say he is here. I got a text right after church sayin maliki was here today and would be here tomorrow. For meetings and signing documentation then would return for a quick trip on the 12th after the rv and make announcements of the financial future for the iraq and american people. This is sounding very very good. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. poppy3 i will continue to try and get more confirmation !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Asap

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Said the government on Sunday it will use all measures necessary to stop communication between itself and other nations. It said it was top secret and of no concern to foreign eyes. But it has been learned the black out was measures to move Iraq by the end of 2011.

This comes after a spokesman let the cat out of the bag, taken by the creation based in Dinar Guru. He said, "They are always opening their big mouths. They meaning foreign busy bodies are waiting for an RV. It really is none of their business. Iraq is tired of them watching our every move, so we decided to just leave and move to an undisclosed land, but big, with a lot of oil." Some speculate it may be Alaska, however this has not been confirmed.

The Government of Iraq to change the name of Iraq to Irashka. The Russians think this is a good idea. However PM Maliki doesn't know where to land his plane.

LOL ! & LMAO TO THE ONES THAT JUST SIMPLY blink.gifWELL, YA KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT wink.gif...........

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Said the government on Sunday it will use all measures necessary to stop communication between itself and other nations. It said it was top secret and of no concern to foreign eyes. But it has been learned the black out was measures to move Iraq by the end of 2011.

This comes after a spokesman let the cat out of the bag, taken by the creation based in Dinar Guru. He said, "They are always opening their big mouths. They meaning foreign busy bodies are waiting for an RV. It really is none of their business. Iraq is tired of them watching our every move, so we decided to just leave and move to an undisclosed land, but big, with a lot of oil." Some speculate it may be Alaska, however this has not been confirmed.

The Government of Iraq to change the name of Iraq to Irashka. The Russians think this is a good idea. However PM Maliki doesn't know where to land his plane.

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Breaking news, this just in, U.S. military early warning radar operators in Alaska are picking up multiple incoming F-16 aircraft that apparantly are from the nation of Iraq. Their intent is unknown, but an air force intelligence officer is swearing that the translation reads "Prudoe Bay Oil Field or bust you infidels!!!"

+1, Very funny Zigs!! :lmao: :lmao:

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Breaking news, this just in, U.S. military early warning radar operators in Alaska are picking up multiple incoming F-16 aircraft that apparantly are from the nation of Iraq. Their intent is unknown, but an air force intelligence officer is swearing that the translation reads "Prudoe Bay Oil Field or bust you infidels!!!"

+1, Very funny Zigs!! :lmao: :lmao:

Ditto to you Cosmo!

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