DinarDana Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !"Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher."See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!! "The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....(I just love this part....)"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !" 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Don't you love it when justice prevails! Good one DinarDana! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
precious1 Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 hhahahaa! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixirbaby Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 If only there was a video. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarDana Posted November 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Don't you love it when justice prevails! Good one DinarDana! Thanks! Oh yes I do! I don't break the law, (or I don't try to anyway) and I have met official law officers who behave this way. This is why it makes me laugh. If only there was a video. No kidding! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatoneguy Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 First, that was hilarious!!! Second, that last quote is one that you and your friends get together and use spontaneously just for laughs. Let your mind create the scenario's, you'll get it. Probably funnier after some drinks, course you can find humor in everything after a few glasses of wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliciadogz Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 I needed that,Thanks!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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