Light Goes On‏

[moose 57]

A 92-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, ' Bill , everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

Bill replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's helping me out. When I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.'

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bill 's wife. 'Glenna ,' he says, ' Bill is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*! the light goes off?'

'OH BUGGER!' she says. 'He's peeing in the fridge again!!!!'

[precious1]

LMHO! whew, don't wanna open THAT fridge!