bigpapa Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Skinny Dipping An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horse shoe courts and some orange and lime trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..' Holding the bucket up and being such a quick thinker, he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dah-kota Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Skinny Dipping An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horse shoe courts and some orange and lime trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..' Holding the bucket up and being such a quick thinker, he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasGranny Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Just because he's a farmer don't mean he's dumb 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ems Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Just because he's a farmer don't mean he's dumb Just because he's old don't mean he's not interested! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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