Chuck Norris on Iraq

[Scrumdiddles]

If the Iraqi DInar does not RV, Chuck Norris will scare it into an RV.

Colt469

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

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[MrMiyagi]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.....

[Scrumdiddles]

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.

[Capn Geech]

Chuck Norris won the World Poker Tourney with only a 5 of clubs, a 2 of Hearts and 3 UNO cards.

[Soldier]

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck has 5 bucks. Chuck has more money than you.

[Scrumdiddles]

Chuck Norris does not lick stamps, he just looks at them and they wet themselves.

[colts469]

what did i start here lol

[Kandi77]

When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the Doctor!!!

[RodandStaff]

Chuck Norris had a grizzly bear rug in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move!

[WallyWeaver]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.....

I'm not ashamed to say that upon reading this I laughed hysterically.

I wish I could give you multiple +'s because this was funny. After reading it I called my Mom and read it to her and we partook in hysterical laughter together.

Thanks for posting.

[tankdude]

Chuck Norris does not do push ups - he does Earth downs...

[ems]

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear over his pants.

[tankdude]

Chuck Norris' role model

[rw.sutton]

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

[BBalls]

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter and the FUN in funeral.

[rw.sutton]

Okay,,one more and Im through...Chuck Norris's, email addres is: Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com

[Scrumdiddles]

The people did not kill Gaddafi, Chuck Norris punched him in the back of the face.

[InNoViSiOn]

Chuck Norris doesn't read a book, he stares it down until it gives him the information he wants.

[Gooserider67]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep he checks the closet for Chuck Norris...

[Scrumdiddles]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[Shabibilicious]

When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the Doctor!!!

I beg to differ......Chuck Norris delivered himself!

GO RV, then BV

Chuck Norris' dinar have already RV'd

GO RV, then BV

[pattyangel]

RodandStaff[/b]' date='20 October 2011 - 09:57 AM' timestamp='1319126229' post='711247']

Chuck Norris had a grizzly bear rug in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move!

Gooserider67[/b]' date='22 October 2011 - 04:56 AM' timestamp='1319281014' post='713436']

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep he checks the closet for Chuck Norris...

Scrumdiddles[/b]' date='28 December 2011 - 02:57 PM' timestamp='1325105833' post='790252']

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

These are all great. Tears are rolling down. Don't stop please

[DiveDeepSix]

Chuck Norris learned how to cut wood in the Sahara forest!

[RodandStaff]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice!

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

and finally ... The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain!

Come on boyz... gitter dun! GO RV Already Baby!!!