EGK Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 GURU NUTMEG: BEEN WATCHING SPEED RACER CARTOONS AND BOILING WATER SINCE 5AM. THIS TIME I THINK CHIM CHIM AND SPRITAL HAVE REALLY DONE IT. WATER IS SORT OF HOT...BOT NOT HOT HOT. MY BUDDY FROM IRAQ CALLED AND SAID HIS CAMEL SPIDER STOLE ALL HIS DINAR AND MADE A NOVEAU RICHE SORT OF WEB TENT WITH IT AND COULD i LEND HIM TWENTY BUCKS TO GET TEN MILLION MORE. I TOLD HIM GET A JOB. WE ARE BLESSED TRULY BLESSED EVERY TIME WE SNEEZE AND EVERY TIME MY GIRL WHO WORKS AS A NIGHT JANITOR AT THE BANK LOOKS AT THE COMPUTER THEY FORGOT TO SHUT OFF IT SAYS forex...UH MAKE THAT.....FLOORWAX IN CLOSET....OH NO GUESS THATS A POST IT NOTE ON THE COMPUTER. NOTE TO SELF PING THE IMF AND REMIND THEM TO REVALU WORLD CURRENCIES INTO ONE LOVELY CURRENCY BASKET. MAKE SURE TO INCLUDE CHEESE AND CRACKERS AND BLESS THE TRULY BLESSED. OUR 80% WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY HAS CLOSED AND REOPENED FOR BUSINESS AND THERE IS A 99% CHANCE OF RAIN BY FRIDAY ACCORDING TO MY BUDDY NOAH WHO BUILT HIMSELF AN ARK OUT OF DINAR. BE BACK BY 5;15AM WITH ANOTHER UPDATE. WE ARE CLOSE FELLOW NUTMEGGERS CLOSER THAN THE NOSE ON A DOGS FACE TO THE OTHER END OF THE DOG NEXT DOOR. BLESS TINY TIM AND RATES THAT SAY WALK DON"T WALK. AFTER 8 YEARS I THINK THE MEN IN WHITE COATS FINALLY BOUGHT DINAR TOO. THEY WILL THANK ME AND MAKE ME DIRECTOR OF PSYCHIATRIC STUDIES HERE AT BONEHEAD PINES. CAN I GET AN AMEN? 14 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loco01 Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 AMEN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edy Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bow: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krome2ez Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Now....that's funny, and not just stupid like some of those floating out there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATHIM Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Classic, crack me up, Amend our brains. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClermontThinker Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Very funny !! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Montana Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 AMEN! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pchester Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 AMEN MY BROTHER... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyDownTheShore Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 You should keep writing books, AMEN. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGK Posted October 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Adam said he was putting our green dots back to zero. I have two confessions to make. First, I am like the rainman with those things... two minutes to Wapner...two minutes to Wapner... Ever since it began the obsessive compulsive side of my brain wants to average 2 green dots a post and here is the second part of the confession... at least a hundred if not more of those green dots are me trying to catch up to the 2 average... yes I need a mild form of the new drug Evenol... but now I am in a race with Adam's new format... 2 minutes to format change...2 minutes to format change... ya got me.... I just spilled coffee grounds on the floor and I am counting them before I sweep... So...how about some green dot love? I only need...ummm...34 to be even steven.... after that... I will take my evenol...promise... and when he sets us back to zero... um...game on again but... 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreckledFuzz Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Amen! +1 for you for bringing back fond memories of watching (the original) Speedracer w/ my sons Love the weather forecast.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reveldog Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 spridal and chim chim need to sneak into shabs office and push the red button , like they always seem to do when they are looking for candy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 AMEN BRUTHA!!! You crack me up!!! Shouts...."GO RV Already Baby!!! " .... as he rides off into the sunset on his trusty horse! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyDownTheShore Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Adam said he was putting our green dots back to zero. I have two confessions to make. First, I am like the rainman with those things... two minutes to Wapner...two minutes to Wapner... Ever since it began the obsessive compulsive side of my brain wants to average 2 green dots a post and here is the second part of the confession... at least a hundred if not more of those green dots are me trying to catch up to the 2 average... yes I need a mild form of the new drug Evenol... but now I am in a race with Adam's new format... 2 minutes to format change...2 minutes to format change... ya got me.... I just spilled coffee grounds on the floor and I am counting them before I sweep... So...how about some green dot love? I only need...ummm...34 to be even steven.... after that... I will take my evenol...promise... and when he sets us back to zero... um...game on again but... Don't worry about green dots, you'll have plenty of them again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJinMontreal Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 AMEN BRUTHA!!! You crack me up!!! Shouts...."GO RV Already Baby!!! " .... as he rides off into the sunset on his trusty horse! You go Rod ... nice paint job on the "horse" .. .by the way !!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreckledFuzz Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Adam said he was putting our green dots back to zero. I have two confessions to make. First, I am like the rainman with those things... two minutes to Wapner...two minutes to Wapner... Ever since it began the obsessive compulsive side of my brain wants to average 2 green dots a post and here is the second part of the confession... at least a hundred if not more of those green dots are me trying to catch up to the 2 average... yes I need a mild form of the new drug Evenol... but now I am in a race with Adam's new format... 2 minutes to format change...2 minutes to format change... ya got me.... I just spilled coffee grounds on the floor and I am counting them before I sweep... So...how about some green dot love? I only need...ummm...34 to be even steven.... after that... I will take my evenol...promise... and when he sets us back to zero... um...game on again but... I really like that movie. Dustin Hoffman was brilliant. I hope your pharmaceutical of choice for today does you well EGK. Does Evenol come with a guarantee of no harmful side effects???? [lol] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGK Posted October 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 I really like that movie. Dustin Hoffman was brilliant. I hope your pharmaceutical of choice for today does you well EGK. Does Evenol come with a guarantee of no harmful side effects???? [lol] Side effects include crazy idea that one will become a millionaire over night on 300.00 dollar investment, an extremely dumb urge to call out people who can squash you like a bug, and sexual attraction to fish. Excuse me I'm off to the Aquarium. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreckledFuzz Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Side effects include crazy idea that one will become a millionaire over night on 300.00 dollar investment, an extremely dumb urge to call out people who can squash you like a bug, and sexual attraction to fish. Excuse me I'm off to the Aquarium. Will you be searching for a fish called Wanda? Hoping when Evenol becomes publicly available it won't be in shot form, where it's only effective for one -time use and it's effectiveness runs out after X amounts of days, where then it might be recalled and then turned into something else. Anyway, with Guru Nutmeg's 99% chance of rain tomorrow, I think I'll be off to do some yard work while I have the chance BTW, I watched "Method in the Madness" last night [also the Making of] --I puzzles me why Hollywood would deny such talent, albeit you might have rubbed some people the wrong way. Talent is talent---- and if it appeals to the masses and can make people money, such petty trivialities should be set aside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGK Posted October 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 There is little doubt I made folks mad even way back then... the truth hurts... and I appreciate the compliment... Most of Hollywood success stories are a grooming process of compromise... I finally gave up on their game about ten years ago and am much happier as a result. It wasn't until I figured out the grand con and the ruthlessness behind it that I could focus my talent in a way that was satisfying. And my poverty is directly linked to the grid out there that messes up opportunity for unpopular speech...think NO FLY LIST for artists or small business... One reason the RV would allow me some elbow room as a human being. The collective struggle of this economic war has made me a little more popular as people get what I had been saying for 30 some years... even if back then I was caught in the false psychology of left and right...Good cop/bad cop... I think it is possible to take the crack pipe of control out of our rulers hands and have a world wide intervention that "THEY" would later be grateful for after money and power rehab... But the scariest part of our world is those who actually participate in a religion that derives its strength from mass suffering... Yikes right? Every time I post my quest to be even is that much further off...sigh. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGK Posted October 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 still 26 short...okay, auctioning off a kidney... 26 green dots and the kidney is auctioned off... 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreckledFuzz Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 still 26 short...okay, auctioning off a kidney... 26 green dots and the kidney is auctioned off... Sorry I ran out of green dot love today... although I spent them all on you FWIW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 You go Rod ... nice paint job on the "horse" .. .by the way !!! Hey, how did you know that was my hoss??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGK Posted October 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 (edited) 10/20/2011 GHOST: OKIE IS HAVING ME POST FOR HIM--HE IS A LITTLE PRE-OCCUPIED AT THE MOMENT--THE FRENZY CONTINUES WITH SMOKE AND MIRROWS--DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU ARE HEARING AND STOP CHASING UNFOUNDED RUMORS. OCTOBER WILL BE A MONTH TO REMEMBER.--NUMEROUS PROOF OF THAT HAS BEEN FURNISHED OKIE TODAY--WE'RE NEARLY THERE--START YOUR COUNTDOWN IN A FEW DAYS FOR LIFTOFF OF OKIES SPACE SHUTTLE-- The guy really is a genius...he made a space shuttle by lassooing a flock of geese, 12 helium balloons and a lawnchair...ingenuity that made America great...add 6 more balloons to counterweight the 12 pack of lonestar... Edited October 21, 2011 by Bumper64 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGK Posted October 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Warning Regarding CHATS Chats from outside of DinarVets are often from people that have KNOWN histories of scamming and lying. DinarVets strongly advises you to use common sense when reading the posts of some of these clowns. ****** Was this because I posted up the above? Sorry, I didn't mean to include the link it came with it. It didn't click in my brain to delete it. ****** On a different note, I am wondering how the people who have been in this for years maintained your sanity... It is quite easy to believe the hype. Especially when you need it to be true. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddyruxbin Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Warning Regarding CHATS Chats from outside of DinarVets are often from people that have KNOWN histories of scamming and lying. DinarVets strongly advises you to use common sense when reading the posts of some of these clowns. ****** Was this because I posted up the above? Sorry, I didn't mean to include the link it came with it. It didn't click in my brain to delete it. ****** On a different note, I am wondering how the people who have been in this for years maintained your sanity... It is quite easy to believe the hype. Especially when you need it to be true. So how about you EKG? Still thinking it's going to RV soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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