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Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?-----------I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look anyway. :surgeon:

Do you believe in love at first sight? '------Cause I can't see with my eyes. :blink:

Did we go to different schools together? :wub:

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize? :wacko:

What pickup line actually works on you? :ph34r:

Do you have any raisins? Well, then how about a date? :drool:

;) Beej-thot you should try these---ROTFL--------Lil Bro-

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Cutie Vern!

I had a guy approach me one time and asked "Did you recently get a speeding ticket?" And I replied "No, why?" and he said, "Because you have FINE written all over you!" :P

I thought it was actually very cute.

Here is the ultimate pick up line...and an example of a good wingman to boot! :D

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