A commercial I'd like to see...

[emsdadtimbo]

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Confused by all of the conflicting opinions, terms and lingo?

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You'll get answers to:

• Who the heck is "Okie" and how can someone who has the grammar and punctuation skills of a second-grader carry such weight?
  
• Are Okie, Bear, Bulldog and ScottieG the same person?
  
• Why is Iraq's PM Maliki impeached and reinstated three times per week?
  
• Is Shabibi channeling the ghost of Nelson Rockefeller?
  
• Is Shabibi refusing to push the magic RV "button" until we stop calling him "Shabs"?
  
• Who is really holding up the RV? The Freemasons or the Knights Templar?
  
• Is "Ebonics" the disputed third language on the new Dinar?
  
• Why do the French have such bad attitudes?
  

As a special bonus, you will also receive the pocket Dinar DICTIONARY!

Common English words and phrases have new definitions in Dinar Land...here's just a few:

Close=Our proximity to the ever-elusive RV. The Gregorian calendar has no meaning here.

100% done=no Earthly idea when it is really done.

Blessed=Something we all are...not sure how prior to cashing in.

Guru=Someone who knows absolutely not one bit more than you do about the timing of the RV.

Intel=The crap Gurus spew. It changes and recycles about every three weeks with no consideration to prior dates "certain".

Have to go now=What a "guru" says when they are out of "intel".

Eminent=see "close".

Contact=Fictitious person dreamt up by "guru", or your local 7-11 clerk.

Rate=The number a "guru" posts after throwing a dart at a dart board.

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[Vello]

Thanks! That cheered my up

[aliciadogz]

I love it!!!!

[Fireplug]

Loved it, thanks for the laugh.

[Ok-Valentine]

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[fastarnie]

Now that is just good humor. :lol:

[Shelley]

Friday's need this kind of humor... thanks for the laugh