k98nights Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 The ministry approves the importing two watermelons. 2011-08-23 13:40:45 Baghdad (IBA). The Ministry of Agriculture sent to permit the import of some progress, water melon, in view of the need for the local market, particularly in the holy month of Ramadan and to notice another. He said media source in the ministry, that the Department of Agricultural Quarantine, one of the sections of the Public Authority for protecting fields on alert ملاكاته operating in the border outlets for the purpose of facilitating the import of such products, according to standards and technical specifications within the law. He added that it was the approval of two-watermelons, limits (100) request for the first day, confirming to inform border quarries and for the purpose of the examination and scrutiny. (END) http://www.ipairaq.com/index.php?name=inner&t=economy&id=42422 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldwarvet Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Sounds like they're getting ready to have a picnic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
behaviorkat Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Watermelons is not a "code" word for something else...... they are really just talking about watermelons 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k98nights Posted August 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Sounds like they're getting ready to have a picnic! I'm amazed that they could come together and agree on the need for two watermelons without taking two years to battle and discuss all the ramifications of said importation. Is one melon from the Shia and one from the Sunni areas? lol 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winterset Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 First watermelons, then who knows whats next, maybe RV GO RV!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.netnodoubt Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 the one on the right looks like it rved! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt.cliff Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 They are politicians that is no different then the CALF.legislature just passed a law that it is illegal for hotels and motels can no longer use flat sheets on the beds all sheets must be fitted ones LOL someone should check the Baghdad pols birth certificates maybe they were all born in Calf. capt. cliff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalite Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Where's Gallagher? They've gone Melon Crazy... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpsmit Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 My sources have told me repeatedly that when the importing of 2 watermelons is approved then the RV will happen within 24 hours. RV,RV,RV! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k98nights Posted August 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Didn't Okie say something about the correlation between the importation of two watermelons and life on Mars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lechesuerte Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 I'm amazed that they could come together and agree on the need for two watermelons without taking two years to battle and discuss all the ramifications of said importation. Is one melon from the Shia and one from the Sunni areas? lol Woody you better look out.....it is this kind of thinking that has caused some of the problems in Iraq...if the Shia and Sunnis each get a watermelon....what about the king makers, the Kurds! Now where is their watermelon going to come from? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlintNPebbles Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Hmmm....I haven't seen this before. Don't they have to vote on everything 3 times before taking action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooter39 Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 they look like watermellons of mass destructions.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.O.D. Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 My sources have told me repeatedly that when the importing of 2 watermelons is approved then the RV will happen within 24 hours. RV,RV,RV! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captl1 Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 There were 3 mellons but Malaiki rejected 1. lol 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.netnodoubt Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 There were 3 mellons but Malaiki rejected 1. lol yes sources confirm that the 3rd was actually a cantaloupe in watermelon clothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankenSLI Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 I do believe this is the most positive news I have seen all day!!! (Or at least the commentary brought the biggest smile ) Thanks all!! I needed that! Oh yea... GO RV!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrello Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 If they start importing zucchini, we know we have a problem....beware! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaman Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 I'm amazed that they could come together and agree on the need for two watermelons without taking two years to battle and discuss all the ramifications of said importation. Is one melon from the Shia and one from the Sunni areas? lol K98nights the talk was for two watermelons...now they have to decide if they want seeds or seedless might have to decide it by next month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blknblu4evr Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 There were 3 mellons but Malaiki rejected 1. lol yes sources confirm that the 3rd was actually a cantaloupe in watermelon clothing! It was suspected that the cantalope might be a possible IED... or should we say IMD (Improvised Mellon Device).. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caye98 Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 I wish they would put RI/RD on their Honey-Do list... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMeadow Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 (edited) I agree that watermelons is not a code word for anything, but I did read on a thread here that such was the case. I do not recall the thread or context but it rings a bell -- like everyone else, I think it's silly I will go ahead and give myself a negative for this post, but I cannot resist -- she has some nice melons LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- sorry feeling dangerous today Edited August 23, 2011 by WMeadow 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Williams Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 ^lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
429 Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Who knew that reading the news could be so much fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realdinar Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Actually the two melons are the same size. The melons are value neutral. The CMBI has repeatedly released articles of the removal of the seeds, therefore making the two melons equal value. Its as obvious and clear as it gets, guys. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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