LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

[delta22]

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>> LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

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>> An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and

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>> he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker

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>> if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

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>> The little girl, who had just started to read her book,

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>> replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

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>> " Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is

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>> no GOD , or no Heaven or Hell , or no life after death?" as he smiled

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>> smugly.

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>> "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me

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>> ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same

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>> stuff - grass . Yet a deer excretes little pellets , while a cow turns

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>> out a flat patty , but a horse produces clumps . Why do you suppose that

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>> is?"

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>> The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's

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>> intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

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>> To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified

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>> to discuss why there is no GOD , or no Heaven or Hell , or no life after

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>> death, when you don't know **** ?"

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>> And then she went back to reading her book.

[WildCatFM]

LMAO

[AZ Native]

That was GOOD!

[rope]

[TRERUMPH]

thats a good one keepem coming we need so humor on this site right about now