Would You Marry Again? - Priceless

[delta22]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife

> looks over at him and asks the question....

>

> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married

> Again?"

>

> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

>

> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

>

> HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

>

> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

>

> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

>

> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

>

> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

>

> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

>

> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

>

> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

>

> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

>

> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

>

> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

>

> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

>

> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

>

> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

>

> HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

>

> WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

>

> HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

>

> WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

>

> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

>

> WIFE: --silence --

>

> HUSBAND: "****."

[RONIN II]

Awesome!

[tim5400]

BUSTED!

[Hntr]

Great joke!! Wife will love it!!

[debbieb40]

fantastic. we all need a smile each day, great post, thank you

[BETTYBOOP]

Ha ha ha ! Brilliant. Thanks for the humour.