hitman Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Done deal.... Nuff said .... Cash on Monday....... Screens are green..... everything is a go ... UST has notified every guru ( by name ) by the net that it is happening tomorrow at 2 am est..... The gurus have made a promise that this is it and gave the UST their blessing to proceed with the RV..... Okie is the man, Tony is the greatest, BGG , Poppy, Delta have the intel that can't be beat.... Are we not so lucky to be able to have the wealth of knowledge concerning Iraq and the Intel for all the exact moves they are going to make concerning their currency. I sure hope that Shabibi listens to all the gurus because out intel has the best scenerio concerning global wealth . IMHO, you should pick one (?) guru, let them know that you are going to live and die by what they say. Please make them feel wanted and show them the love. People keep talking trash about them and they need to know that what they say is the truth and that you appreciate them. The US Banks (big four) are waiting with arms open wide to cash you in.... make an appointment to see your advisor. They will meet you at the front door, have coffee in hand and make sure that your cash in will be the most pleasurable experience possible. If you don't need the coffee, go to the US Treasury office and they will handle your taxes right on the spot. when you cash. (your rate will vary depending on your zip code). Remember, if you get confused, call your Senator, Congressman or Representative and ask them what Guru you can call for the best intel on how to invest your money. Opps, almost forgot.... Ali and TY are going to be setting up offices around the world, so keep this option open when considering cashing in. Eveyone in the World that has a say is at the UN today..... the papers are on the table ready to go. As soon as the two main players are back from vacation, they will sign off and we can have an RI or RV. It will definately be between a rate of .22 to 14.00 dollars.... Since all the gurus have the confirmations from many, many , many sources that can't be divulged, it will be today, definately tomorrow, by Monday, maybe the 15th, Sept 1st and not till Dec....... Come on Okie, your pumpers are doing a good job for you but you have given up on the Done Deal, Nuff Said, Cash Monday.... you caved like a house of cards.... can't take the pressure????? I and many others miss the old hype. Can we please have an instant replay at least once a week? Anyway back to the UN........ My intel who has never disappointed me, has told me that as soon as the Married Couple flying in signs off, we will have it in a jiffy. Thanks to some very special people that found MICKEY AND MINNIE at Disney World not Disneyland. Mickey now can wave his MAGIC WAND and then he and Minnie could sign off on the RV. The announcement will be made at all Disney facilities around the world first. So make sure you check you local listings. You will know it is done when they all emerge from the meeting wearing MOUSE EARS...... if they don't ...... no RV sorry ... I am only the messenger. Enjoy the ride..... GO RV 14 61 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmielee333 Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Done deal.... Nuff said .... Cash on Monday....... Screens are green..... everything is a go ... UST has notified every guru ( by name ) by the net that it is happening tomorrow at 2 am est..... The gurus have made a promise that this is it and gave the UST their blessing to proceed with the RV..... Okie is the man, Tony is the greatest, BGG , Poppy, Delta have the intel that can't be beat.... Are we not so lucky to be able to have the wealth of knowledge concerning Iraq and the Intel for all the exact moves they are going to make concerning their currency. I sure hope that Shabibi listens to all the gurus because out intel has the best scenerio concerning global wealth . IMHO, you should pick one (?) guru, let them know that you are going to live and die by what they say. Please make them feel wanted and show them the love. People keep talking trash about them and they need to know that what they say is the truth and that you appreciate them. The US Banks (big four) are waiting with arms open wide to cash you in.... make an appointment to see your advisor. They will meet you at the front door, have coffee in hand and make sure that your cash in will be the most pleasurable experience possible. If you don't need the coffee, go to the US Treasury office and they will handle your taxes right on the spot. when you cash. (your rate will vary depending on your zip code). Remember, if you get confused, call your Senator, Congressman or Representative and ask them what Guru you can call for the best intel on how to invest your money. Opps, almost forgot.... Ali and TY are going to be setting up offices around the world, so keep this option open when considering cashing in. Eveyone in the World that has a say is at the UN today..... the papers are on the table ready to go. As soon as the two main players are back from vacation, they will sign off and we can have an RI or RV. It will definately be between a rate of .22 to 14.00 dollars.... Since all the gurus have the confirmations from many, many , many sources that can't be divulged, it will be today, definately tomorrow, by Monday, maybe the 15th, Sept 1st and not till Dec....... Come on Okie, your pumpers are doing a good job for you but you have given up on the Done Deal, Nuff Said, Cash Monday.... you caved like a house of cards.... can't take the pressure????? I and many others miss the old hype. Can we please have an instant replay at least once a week? Anyway back to the UN........ My intel who has never disappointed me, has told me that as soon as the Married Couple flying in signs off, we will have it in a jiffy. Thanks to some very special people that found MICKEY AND MINNIE at Disney World not Disneyland. Mickey now can wave his MAGIC WAND and then he and Minnie could sign off on the RV. The announcement will be made at all Disney facilities around the world first. So make sure you check you local listings. You will know it is done when they all emerge from the meeting wearing MOUSE EARS...... if they don't ...... no RV sorry ... I am only the messenger. Enjoy the ride..... GO RV why? why? why? Oh their only messengers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRUSTRATED Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Done deal.... Nuff said .... Cash on Monday....... Screens are green..... everything is a go ... UST has notified every guru ( by name ) by the net that it is happening tomorrow at 2 am est..... The gurus have made a promise that this is it and gave the UST their blessing to proceed with the RV..... Okie is the man, Tony is the greatest, BGG , Poppy, Delta have the intel that can't be beat.... Are we not so lucky to be able to have the wealth of knowledge concerning Iraq and the Intel for all the exact moves they are going to make concerning their currency. I sure hope that Shabibi listens to all the gurus because out intel has the best scenerio concerning global wealth . IMHO, you should pick one (?) guru, let them know that you are going to live and die by what they say. Please make them feel wanted and show them the love. People keep talking trash about them and they need to know that what they say is the truth and that you appreciate them. The US Banks (big four) are waiting with arms open wide to cash you in.... make an appointment to see your advisor. They will meet you at the front door, have coffee in hand and make sure that your cash in will be the most pleasurable experience possible. If you don't need the coffee, go to the US Treasury office and they will handle your taxes right on the spot. when you cash. (your rate will vary depending on your zip code). Remember, if you get confused, call your Senator, Congressman or Representative and ask them what Guru you can call for the best intel on how to invest your money. Opps, almost forgot.... Ali and TY are going to be setting up offices around the world, so keep this option open when considering cashing in. Eveyone in the World that has a say is at the UN today..... the papers are on the table ready to go. As soon as the two main players are back from vacation, they will sign off and we can have an RI or RV. It will definately be between a rate of .22 to 14.00 dollars.... Since all the gurus have the confirmations from many, many , many sources that can't be divulged, it will be today, definately tomorrow, by Monday, maybe the 15th, Sept 1st and not till Dec....... Come on Okie, your pumpers are doing a good job for you but you have given up on the Done Deal, Nuff Said, Cash Monday.... you caved like a house of cards.... can't take the pressure????? I and many others miss the old hype. Can we please have an instant replay at least once a week? Anyway back to the UN........ My intel who has never disappointed me, has told me that as soon as the Married Couple flying in signs off, we will have it in a jiffy. Thanks to some very special people that found MICKEY AND MINNIE at Disney World not Disneyland. Mickey now can wave his MAGIC WAND and then he and Minnie could sign off on the RV. The announcement will be made at all Disney facilities around the world first. So make sure you check you local listings. You will know it is done when they all emerge from the meeting wearing MOUSE EARS...... if they don't ...... no RV sorry ... I am only the messenger. Enjoy the ride..... GO RV "UN" = UNINFORMED NUMNUTS!!! These guys need to seriously go away and stay away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceV Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 What horse sh.. Guru's gave the US treasury their blessings? ?? Come on ... when has the US treasury ever given a crap about what we think.... not to mention a Guru! And I do Not believe theyy would take the time to call any guru from Any site. JUST SAYING. Do these clowns actually think they are impressing us with this kind of crap??? Enough is enough! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realdinar Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 According to the gurus, jordan and kuwait already cashed in 6 months ago. Also O has to sign off on the deal, so they can release the lower denoms. The bank shadow screens are pinging so hard right now, its causing yahoo to lop every five minutes. Shabs wants to go international sooo bad hes teaching iraqis how to count to ten. The latest intel is this was supposed to be a secret only available to the worlds elite to get rich, but now they know, that we know, and they dont like it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priscilla Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 I feel a Wednesday morning headache coming on... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpoki Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Complete waste of time to read this made up steaming pile of cxxp! If your going to make up a rumor, at least have the decency to make it feasible. NUFF SAID! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelg Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Apparently you must frequent the guru sites and believe their words. Most here don't do that. But, to each his own. Sorry you have been taken in by them. Get a life! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua Dude Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 i really wonder if these people think that posting stupid stuff like this is actually going to make people give up their dinar....these guys are ACTING LIKE morons 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2fast4u2c Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Hitman....you said it was done before..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francie26 Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Done deal.... Nuff said .... Cash on Monday....... Screens are green..... everything is a go ... UST has notified every guru ( by name ) by the net that it is happening tomorrow at 2 am est..... The gurus have made a promise that this is it and gave the UST their blessing to proceed with the RV..... Okie is the man, Tony is the greatest, BGG , Poppy, Delta have the intel that can't be beat.... Are we not so lucky to be able to have the wealth of knowledge concerning Iraq and the Intel for all the exact moves they are going to make concerning their currency. I sure hope that Shabibi listens to all the gurus because out intel has the best scenerio concerning global wealth . IMHO, you should pick one (?) guru, let them know that you are going to live and die by what they say. Please make them feel wanted and show them the love. People keep talking trash about them and they need to know that what they say is the truth and that you appreciate them. The US Banks (big four) are waiting with arms open wide to cash you in.... make an appointment to see your advisor. They will meet you at the front door, have coffee in hand and make sure that your cash in will be the most pleasurable experience possible. If you don't need the coffee, go to the US Treasury office and they will handle your taxes right on the spot. when you cash. (your rate will vary depending on your zip code). Remember, if you get confused, call your Senator, Congressman or Representative and ask them what Guru you can call for the best intel on how to invest your money. Opps, almost forgot.... Ali and TY are going to be setting up offices around the world, so keep this option open when considering cashing in. Eveyone in the World that has a say is at the UN today..... the papers are on the table ready to go. As soon as the two main players are back from vacation, they will sign off and we can have an RI or RV. It will definately be between a rate of .22 to 14.00 dollars.... Since all the gurus have the confirmations from many, many , many sources that can't be divulged, it will be today, definately tomorrow, by Monday, maybe the 15th, Sept 1st and not till Dec....... Come on Okie, your pumpers are doing a good job for you but you have given up on the Done Deal, Nuff Said, Cash Monday.... you caved like a house of cards.... can't take the pressure????? I and many others miss the old hype. Can we please have an instant replay at least once a week? Anyway back to the UN........ My intel who has never disappointed me, has told me that as soon as the Married Couple flying in signs off, we will have it in a jiffy. Thanks to some very special people that found MICKEY AND MINNIE at Disney World not Disneyland. Mickey now can wave his MAGIC WAND and then he and Minnie could sign off on the RV. The announcement will be made at all Disney facilities around the world first. So make sure you check you local listings. You will know it is done when they all emerge from the meeting wearing MOUSE EARS...... if they don't ...... no RV sorry ... I am only the messenger. Enjoy the ride..... GO RV This is tongue-in-cheek--surely it isn't meant to be "real." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua Dude Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 THE UN MEETING TODAY IS ABOUT SYRIA, NOT IRAQ!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ56 Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 (edited) I thought he was making fun of the pumpers because what he said is so out there. JJ Edited August 10, 2011 by JJ56 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFK Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 I didn't read the whole thing but dude, you must get a life. This must have taken you an hour or two to think up and write down. Very weird! Complete waste of time to read this made up steaming pile of cxxp! If your going to make up a rumor, at least have the decency to make it feasible. NUFF SAID! vewy good fewwow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonnywd Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 MO' MONEY, MO' MONEY, MO' MONEY. PUMP, PUMP, PUMP IT UP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpsmit Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 WOW! Some of the folks here are really scarey. Do you actually believe that this post was written to be anymore than a satirical look at the GURUS? I guess you didn't get down to the mickey and minnie part? C'mon people, get a grip! +1 hitman, enjoyed your satire. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 What an azzhole post! Seriously! You spent all that time trying to create a name for yourself and for not!! I don't mean to be disrespectful, but come on enough is enough.....Find a "I want to be funny" site and join theirs and post that BS there!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
429 Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Aqua Dude -- don't you know that the UN saying the meeting is about Syria is really smoke and mirrors? Hitman -- I get it. Had a a chuckle when I read your post. Gave you a (+) to help even you out. Maintain a positive attitude. Laugh at yourself. If you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at me. Go RV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcuman Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 I loved this. It's great. Tongue-in-cheek commentary is always witty, especially the last paragraph: "Thanks to some very special people that found MICKEY AND MINNIE at Disney World not Disneyland. Mickey now can wave his MAGIC WAND and then he and Minnie could sign off on the RV. The announcement will be made at all Disney facilities around the world first. So make sure you check you local listings. You will know it is done when they all emerge from the meeting wearing MOUSE EARS...... if they don't ...... no RV sorry ... I am only the messenger. " So anybody have a couple of ax handles we can workout with on this guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choppermike Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 WOW! Some of the folks here are really scarey. Do you actually believe that this post was written to be anymore than a satirical look at the GURUS? I guess you didn't get down to the mickey and minnie part? C'mon people, get a grip! +1 hitman, enjoyed your satire. Brother, you are spot on. This narrative by hitman was meant to be sarcastic - nothing more. I found it humorous and exactly in line with how I feel about the guru d**che bags. Re-read the last paragraph. It tells all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheik Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Get the Lysol to kill the stench of that big Pumpers gaseous emission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceV Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 I feel a Wednesday morning headache coming on... MORE LIKE A Monday morning Poop lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheHorizon Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Seriously there must be a full moon out there if all of you people are thinking that Hitman was being anything other than tongue in cheek. He was actually making fun of all of us who make fun of each other. Lighten up a little....life goes on with or without an RV. Granted with an RV would be much better! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb Hawk Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 I can see some of you have lost your sense of humor,or do you believe everything you see on these forums.+1 Hitman I needed a laugh this A.M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopdog Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 My screen is still white with black letters. Does this mean that I won't be a part of the RV? Stupid old computer and no green screen! Time to get the marker out and change this puppy, that will put me back on track with this RV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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