cisole Posted August 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Because I have come to love you piggy tonight we had a TLT not a BLT - Turkey bacon - lettuce and tomatoe Which reminds me of a long story I need to share. A very long time ago, when my husband and I were newly married without kids...We traveled to a city nearby to go shopping at the Galleria. We diced to take the backroads instead of the highway home. Driving at night on the long and windy roads, passing by a farm, my husband hit a pig. He stopped the car, but the pig ran off. We had a quite a dent on the front fender. Well startled by the incident we went home a bit frazzled. The next morning, we were woken by a knock on the door. My husband answered the door and there was a policeman. He said Mr. Smith, can you please get dressed, we need to take you to the police station for questioning. We were perplexed by what was to come. I accompanied my husband to the station, where we were brought to a questioning room where a detective comes in to ask us if we were traveling on route 122A...yes we were, we answered. Then the police says MR Smith we have to arrest you for a hit and run, it is against the law to hit a farm animal and to leave the scene of an accident. The detective leaves and my husband and I are completely puzzled, how the f**** would anyone know. The road was completely dark, now one was around. ??? Wo when the detective comes back with paperwork, my husband says, detective, how would you have possibly known we hit the pig. The detective said well Mr. Smith, THE PIG SQUEALED. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI_Jane Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Gave you a +1 for brightening my day. Don't care what anyone else thinks. I enjoy your humor. STOP being mean to the Pink Piggy! I the Pink Piggy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisole Posted August 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Gave you a +1 for brightening my day. Don't care what anyone else thinks. I enjoy your humor. STOP being mean to the Pink Piggy! I the Pink Piggy Thank you Jane! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooked Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Here little piggy piggy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisole Posted August 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Here little piggy piggy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooked Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Here little piggy piggy Thats a fine lookin corkscrew on your back Here little piggy piggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI_Jane Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 :wub: *swoon* The Pink Piggy talked to me!!! :wub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Piggy, you need to pray for a very soon RV, cause "cooked" is right .... on...your..... tail! Keep RRRrrruuunnnnniiiinnn Piggy, and don't look back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richardk Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Great story, still laughing. This is why we come to the Pink Piggy posts, entertainment. Thanks for the laugh. Because I have come to love you piggy tonight we had a TLT not a BLT - Turkey bacon - lettuce and tomatoe Which reminds me of a long story I need to share. A very long time ago, when my husband and I were newly married without kids...We traveled to a city nearby to go shopping at the Galleria. We decided to take the backroads instead of the highway home. Driving at night on the long and windy roads, passing by a farm, my husband hit a pig. He stopped the car, but the pig ran off. We had a quite a dent on the front fender. Well, startled by the incident we went home a bit frazzled. The next morning, we were woken by a knock on the door. My husband answered the door and there was a policeman. He said Mr. Smith, can you please get dressed, we need to take you to the police station for questioning. We were perplexed by what was to come. I accompanied my husband to the station, where we were brought to a questioning room where a detective comes in to ask us if we were traveling on route 122A...yes we were, we answered. Then the police says Mr. Smith we have to arrest you for a hit and run, it is against the law to hit a farm animal and to leave the scene of an accident. The detective leaves and my husband and I are completely puzzled, how the f**** would anyone know. The road was completely dark, no one was around. ??? Well, when the detective came back with paperwork, my husband says, detective, how would you have possibly known we hit the pig. The detective said well Mr. Smith, THE PIG SQUEALED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinaG Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Don't worry about that Pink Piggy it's all good. Stay happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumped On Joe Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 In The neck of the woods where I grew up we have pink piggies. They have Hogs for poppas too. Then they grow up and become RED Razorbacks. Watch out what you do to agravate the little Piggie; it might just come back to bite you or haunt you, maybe even hunt you! Always figured, "take good care of the piggie and it will take care of you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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