delta22 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 World's Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olescule24 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Uncle Delta, Read me another one! Hillarious! Terry P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genx4me Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 World's Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSTEFAN Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Delta your on quite a roll Keep'em coming Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxxgator Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 He also probably spankin his monkey quite often after contracting lack of nookie disease! Further complicated by bad health and hygene from over indulgence . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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