hitman Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Dateline Florida 7-18-11 After investing my last dime on the word of the Guru Okie and friends, I went and stood on line at a place I was told I could cash and receive what I was promised from the night before ..... I could not believe the line of people that were there. A small sign said "Will be open to take care of everyone's needs, please be patient". Cars filled the parking lot, the drive up teller was stacked up around the building in anticipation. I noticed portable metal detectors were installed and security was extremely high. You could cut the tension with a knife. Some people were really quiet, some speaking with hope, some wondering what was to be expected when they got to the counter. Finally the doors opened and a sigh of relief from the crowd was heard as it trickled down the line to the people that could not see the doors open. One by one security let the first few into the building. I looked as if some people also brought their own private security. As some people reappeared and left the building, smiles were plenty and the mood was positive. As I got closer the being admitted, I saw another sign "We are now taking dinar". My eyes must have gotten wide and the person in front of me said " thanks to the gurus.... this time they have not let us down". It was my turn at the counter. I was greeted as usual with a smile and "how can I help you". I asked are you taking dinar today. Answer yes. I explained what I wished to do and the lady expressed that whatever she could do, she would. I began counting out the money I had brought and then I asked " What is the rate"? She said just a minute. Wow, my excitement turned in calm, and I was relieved when she said. It will be $ 5.25. I pulled out my first 25k note.... I began to shake and thought who would ever believe that on 7-18-11 my mom would say " Believe not those who have doubt and have disbelief. Tomorrow you will go and get what you want and start your day off like never before. My mom is the greatest Guru ever. I handed over the Dinar and received my money in hard cold US cash in exchange. I walked out of the building with a smile and a new day ahead of me never to be disappointed again. Thanks to Mickey D's for the coffee and egg Mc Muffin.... I got in my car and yelled out loud " Off I go again today to the worst job ever, but at least I can make minimum wage again today". Maybe the gurus could predict when I can pay for a "dinner for two" at Chilli's with another 25k dinar note. Go RV 14 30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick11260 Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Is this for real or did you wake up when you fell out of bed? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassy121 Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Not sure I believe this. Thought the 5.25 figure was for the GBP rumored amount. Not the rumored amount per US Dollar vs. IQD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrref Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 MAN WHAT DID YOU SMOKE LAST NITE?????????????????????// 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dip stick Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Have you been in the hot Florida sun too long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momo Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 ok because so many people was there and you cashed in already can you help your dinar family so we can cash in 2. Wheres the bank and whats the name of the bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildinar Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Great Story Made me Smile 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightjds2 Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 ok because so many people was there and you cashed in already can you help your dinar family so we can cash in 2. Wheres the bank and whats the name of the bank. I think the bank is in Disney Land........and the tellers name is Snow White...lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black.Sheep Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Not sure I believe this. Thought the 5.25 figure was for the GBP rumored amount. Not the rumored amount per US Dollar vs. IQD read slower my friend he is saying that the 25k note was worth 5.25 and that amount bought him breakfast to go back to his job. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman Posted July 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Hi all are you all morons..... where in my post does it say I cashed in at a bank''''''''''' It was Mickey D's that cashed my dinar.... just being sarcastic about last night Guru Hype.... what are you people smoking..... Link Mickeydees.com 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easyrider Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 It's ok ive been there....... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Devil Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 And people call the guru's idiots?? Holy cow, some of you actually "weren't sure" you believed that story??? God help us all. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpsmit Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 read slower my friend he is saying that the 25k note was worth 5.25 and that amount bought him breakfast to go back to his job. JUST DA#N. I believe the bank was the "First Guarantee Bank of OKIE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatoneguy Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Dude, did you hit your head recently? Or better yet, bank's name, branch, tellers name, details man. Or were the details lost in translation? Come on now, here's your time to shine, hitman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flamtap Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Now that was funny......I don't care what anyone else thinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black.Sheep Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 ok because so many people was there and you cashed in already can you help your dinar family so we can cash in 2. Wheres the bank and whats the name of the bank. MOMO read the posting slower, he never said bank, and is not cashing in. He is buying breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman Posted July 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Bless those that can actually read and comprehend a story..... you have renewed my faith in fellow man.......... I hope I brought a smile to someone's face this early morning 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftruck7 Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Is this for real or did you wake up when you fell out of bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easyrider Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 (edited) Bless those that can actually read and comprehend a story..... you have renewed my faith in fellow man.......... I hope I brought a smile to someone's face this early morning well yes, but my stomach is pretty damn angry at the moment you just made me hungry. I Havent had mcdonalds brreakfast in a long time. Edited July 18, 2011 by easyrider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikep05 Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 not funny but go rv! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDivine Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 MOMO read the posting slower, he never said bank, and is not cashing in. He is buying breakfast. Please we are so much smarter than this ! Look at the time he posted and his location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIZIOIRAQI Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 so he received $5.25 for a $25K note and bought McDonalds 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flboy Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Another Newbie Guru !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaygo Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Can I say ****** without getting kicked off the site?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakes251 Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Thanks for wasting our time. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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