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1xtradinar, you must not get enough

attention at home! Actually, I feel sorry

for you.. how sad, that you would have

the need to take such time to write

something so fabricated. What could

you possiblly have gotten out of this?

I will remember your name and NEVER

read anything you post again! Didn't your

parents tell you the story about the "Boy

who cried wolf?" He was nothing more than

a LIAR, not a storyteller!

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My sense of humor is just fine. Nothing wrong with humor. When being humerous about THIS subject, it would be in good taste to let the reader know early on of your intentions. To do otherwise is rude and gives folks a build up and a let down...just like the guru's...NO difference.

You must not be on Adam's text message list... If anything close to an RV occurs (especially at the writer's stated rate) there will be an employment vacuum in the world. You will know it by the inordinate number of automobile accidents in bank parking lots and nearby street corners...

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Maybe if people were educated enough to know the difference in the words Rumor and Lie, then all the posts would be similar. But the ones here who find humor in this post are the ones who need a refresher course in the English language. If this is a "rumor" forum then post rumors which most have some base of fact to them. If you allow "Lies" to be posted then make a "Lies" forum and then people can go there and laugh at stupidity all they want.

If anyone doesn't know the difference of a Lie and a Rumor feel free to google them and read. There is a huge difference.

How far down will this site go? We are damn close to this RV/RD happening, so why even post this crap.

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Elivis Has left the building with a girl under one arm and a ton ton of dinar the other to clean up those peantbutter and Bacon sandwitches....................

I believe it was peanut butter and banana sandwiches that Elvis loved to eat! Of course...im sure he liked bacon as well!

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although we all know it's just another fluke, we still click on it for a good chuckle. It really worries me that people actually have time out of their day to post things like this. You would think if they had time to do these type of things on a daily basis, they should have time to do some REAL research about whats really going on. Sad.

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I haven’t been in this for years like some of you, maybe three months is all. A friend whispered in my ear one day. I looked at some of what was online, and decided this

Could be a once in a life time chance to be in on something when it “happened”.

I bought some. Once. Twice. Now I am vested.

In the meantime I have read and seen so much in the news and the internet sites that

It has more intertainment value than any thing else.

Friday morning I stopped into a Bank of America branch, off the Creek Nation turnpike at 81st street in Tulsa and walked inside to see if any of their managers knew even a little bit.

After chatting for five minutes with Ms. XXXXX one of the assistant managers, she asked if I had any of the money with me.

Yes I replied, about $250,000.

She was incredulous that I would keep that much in my glove box, and asked me to

Go get it so she could examine it. I did.

She thumbed thru the bills and appeared to look at some of the security features which are part of the twenty five thousand dollar bills.

After about ten minutes she asked me what I was planning to do with it. I told her that I wanted to exchange it for US currency once the value had been established.

She said, do you know what the current value is? I said no……….not exactly………since I know it fluctuates even in Iraq. She looked up something on her computer and then looked back across the desk at me and said, Mr. EBBBBBBB……if you would be so good as to fill out this accounting form, I can assist you in converting this to American money right now. I know my face registered my surprise and my jaw was hanging open. I recovered slightly and said, well first, you better tell me how much it’s going to convert for. I am not sure how much I can afford to lose on this portion of my dinar investment. She laughed and almost choked as she said the words…………..I will always love to hear. Well as of right now,……… the conversion rate is $4.85 and the bank will deduct a charge of $500 to handle the conversion for you if……….That is............ if you make this a deposit in our branch today. I know my face changed color immediately, cause she reached out to steady me, and I took a deep breath. All I could think about was…………oh my god what about the taxes, how much are the taxes.

She looked at me straight in the face and said, that will make this deposit into your new account one million two hundred and twelve thousand dollars. Then she blinked and said would you like to go ahead and open this account with us today?

I had my head down and was trying to remain calm and remember to breath. I looked up and shook my head yes………..afraid to open my mouth.

She just went right on just like this was a normal transaction, and said, you do realize there are a couple of tax forms necessary for uncle sam that you must fill out.

Again I shook my head yes. Ms. XXXXX, I said, is there someone here who knows how to fill out the forms we’re talking about. She said sure and got up from her chair, I’ll go get Mr. XXXXWW and he can assist you with this right now. When she came back to the desk she said;

It will be ten days before you can access this money, but just as soon as the currency is verified at our main branch bank, you can have access to the first five thousand, as a courtesy to one of our premium account holders. Would you like one of our Visa or Mastercard credit cards to carry in your wallet? I was grinning inside so hard my face felt like it could break apart any time. I was just wanting to scream so badly!

Again I began to nod and said quietly ………..yes thank you, I would like that.

My pulse was racing and my next thought was………………..lets not have a heart attack before you can begin to enjoy this.

Miss XXXXX do you have an aspirin? I have a little headache.

Sure she said and reached into her drawer for a small bottle, popped open the top and gave me two. I swallowed them down……………..no water…………..I am salivating like crazy anyway. She shook her head at me and handed me a small bottle of water from her cabinet and about that time Mr. XXXXWW walked up and introduced himself and put two forms in front of me…………he explained what each one was for and that once these were on record that I would be able to release the funds with one signature to pay the taxes due to the IRS.

I walked out of there in fourty minutes, my head in the clouds and my mind swirling with what I would do next. I drove straight home and took a nap. After about two hours I arose and drank some water and felt absolutely wonderful.

But drained…………wondering what would come next. Of course I had to post this so here I am.........screaming

Ok folks go get your money.................it's happening.

In only five more days that money will will be available to spend. Oh my God!

I am in trouble now. What is my plan? What is my first step?

Four red convertibles.

A trip to Puerto Vallarta. Force my friend to get his passport, kidnap him too!

Three hundred acres of farm ground.

Three new pairs of pants.

Yes the craziness is catching. I think I have it!

You probably realize by now that this truly.......... belongs in the Rumors section of DinarVet.com, yes it does!

But of course this is as hopeful as it gets after reading all the trash that comes out each week in the posts online.

My creative urge to compete with the "Delightful Garbage" we've had to read lately......drove me over the edge.

Wishing you all...........Joy, Love, long life and RV sometime soon, I can almost taste it.........it's that close.

Let the bashing begin.................yeehaw!

leave him alone he had me until he said "she gave me 2 aspirin" i bet this really happened but i bet those were not aspirin. lmao

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Hardy Har Har! It's always good to have a chuckle when it's well-meaned and in the right place. However...

If this is okay by some of OUR MEMBERS to put into DV's Dinar Rumors section then I would insist that the section be renamed to "DINAR RUMORS AND TOTAL FABRICATIONS FOR HUMOR", then we won't have to fret over posts that totally mislead folks like this one did. JMHO

A token +1 to show remorse for the poster.

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I haven’t been in this for years like some of you, maybe three months is all. A friend whispered in my ear one day. I looked at some of what was online, and decided this

Could be a once in a life time chance to be in on something when it “happened”.

I bought some. Once. Twice. Now I am vested.

In the meantime I have read and seen so much in the news and the internet sites that

It has more intertainment value than any thing else.

Friday morning I stopped into a Bank of America branch, off the Creek Nation turnpike at 81st street in Tulsa and walked inside to see if any of their managers knew even a little bit.

After chatting for five minutes with Ms. XXXXX one of the assistant managers, she asked if I had any of the money with me.

Yes I replied, about $250,000.

She was incredulous that I would keep that much in my glove box, and asked me to

Go get it so she could examine it. I did.

She thumbed thru the bills and appeared to look at some of the security features which are part of the twenty five thousand dollar bills.

After about ten minutes she asked me what I was planning to do with it. I told her that I wanted to exchange it for US currency once the value had been established.

She said, do you know what the current value is? I said no……….not exactly………since I know it fluctuates even in Iraq. She looked up something on her computer and then looked back across the desk at me and said, Mr. EBBBBBBB……if you would be so good as to fill out this accounting form, I can assist you in converting this to American money right now. I know my face registered my surprise and my jaw was hanging open. I recovered slightly and said, well first, you better tell me how much it’s going to convert for. I am not sure how much I can afford to lose on this portion of my dinar investment. She laughed and almost choked as she said the words…………..I will always love to hear. Well as of right now,……… the conversion rate is $4.85 and the bank will deduct a charge of $500 to handle the conversion for you if……….That is............ if you make this a deposit in our branch today. I know my face changed color immediately, cause she reached out to steady me, and I took a deep breath. All I could think about was…………oh my god what about the taxes, how much are the taxes.

She looked at me straight in the face and said, that will make this deposit into your new account one million two hundred and twelve thousand dollars. Then she blinked and said would you like to go ahead and open this account with us today?

I had my head down and was trying to remain calm and remember to breath. I looked up and shook my head yes………..afraid to open my mouth.

She just went right on just like this was a normal transaction, and said, you do realize there are a couple of tax forms necessary for uncle sam that you must fill out.

Again I shook my head yes. Ms. XXXXX, I said, is there someone here who knows how to fill out the forms we’re talking about. She said sure and got up from her chair, I’ll go get Mr. XXXXWW and he can assist you with this right now. When she came back to the desk she said;

It will be ten days before you can access this money, but just as soon as the currency is verified at our main branch bank, you can have access to the first five thousand, as a courtesy to one of our premium account holders. Would you like one of our Visa or Mastercard credit cards to carry in your wallet? I was grinning inside so hard my face felt like it could break apart any time. I was just wanting to scream so badly!

Again I began to nod and said quietly ………..yes thank you, I would like that.

My pulse was racing and my next thought was………………..lets not have a heart attack before you can begin to enjoy this.

Miss XXXXX do you have an aspirin? I have a little headache.

Sure she said and reached into her drawer for a small bottle, popped open the top and gave me two. I swallowed them down……………..no water…………..I am salivating like crazy anyway. She shook her head at me and handed me a small bottle of water from her cabinet and about that time Mr. XXXXWW walked up and introduced himself and put two forms in front of me…………he explained what each one was for and that once these were on record that I would be able to release the funds with one signature to pay the taxes due to the IRS.

I walked out of there in fourty minutes, my head in the clouds and my mind swirling with what I would do next. I drove straight home and took a nap. After about two hours I arose and drank some water and felt absolutely wonderful.

But drained…………wondering what would come next. Of course I had to post this so here I am.........screaming

Ok folks go get your money.................it's happening.

In only five more days that money will will be available to spend. Oh my God!

I am in trouble now. What is my plan? What is my first step?

Four red convertibles.

A trip to Puerto Vallarta. Force my friend to get his passport, kidnap him too!

Three hundred acres of farm ground.

Three new pairs of pants.

Yes the craziness is catching. I think I have it!

You probably realize by now that this truly.......... belongs in the Rumors section of DinarVet.com, yes it does!

But of course this is as hopeful as it gets after reading all the trash that comes out each week in the posts online.

My creative urge to compete with the "Delightful Garbage" we've had to read lately......drove me over the edge.

Wishing you all...........Joy, Love, long life and RV sometime soon, I can almost taste it.........it's that close.

Let the bashing begin.................yeehaw!

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