Damn Fairies

[moose 57]

40 years of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...

The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:

Men who are ungrateful bxxxxxxs should remember fairies are female.....

SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH .

AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

Edited June 16, 2011 by Dogmatic1
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[caleb08]

This is so cute.

[Dogmatic1]

Sorry, had to edit one word. BUT, BOY WAS THAT FUNNY!

[bodeen]

Damm fairies............

[Heavyduty053]

40 years of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...

The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:

Men who are ungrateful bxxxxxxs should remember fairies are female.....

SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH .

AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

good, i like that

[moose 57]

Sorry, had to edit one word. BUT, BOY WAS THAT FUNNY!

Sorry. See it.

[Iraqi Queen]

Moose57,

I absolutely loved it, but then I would, after all, I am female!!!

[smee2]

Very good one. I have stolen it to share, hope you don't mind.

Thanks for posting.

smee2