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Wow it's unbelievable how many people take Possum so seriously, it should be obvious he's just having some fun! I for one know that when I click on a possum post I'm not doing it to glean any legit info about the dinar, I'm doing it for a quick laugh and for a reminder that taking ANYTHING too seriously is a bad thing, especially an investment that none of us have control over. Even months ago when his posts would contain the dreaded word "intel" among other popular guru phrases it was still obvious by reading it that he couldn't possibly be serious. For those who still see a possum post, think "oh boy maybe this is some serious info!" only to open it and be consumed by anger at being duped (really just duping yourself), I truly feel sorry for you. Maybe it's time to turn off the DV, turn on Comedy Central, and brush up on what's a joke and what isn't. Lighten up, if for no other reason than your own health.

On the contrary my friend I don't take possum seriously or his silly attempts at humor. I just think his b.s. Is old and it's time to put it to rest. There are some people who are new and don't know possum is full of crap. You say that you feel sorry for me but I feel sorry for you that you can be entertained by this Terry k wanna be.

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On the contrary my friend I don't take possum seriously or his silly attempts at humor. I just think his b.s. Is old and it's time to put it to rest. There are some people who are new and don't know possum is full of crap. You say that you feel sorry for me but I feel sorry for you that you can be entertained by this Terry k wanna be.

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Seriously, if you're new or old it doesn't matter, if you read anything this guy posts and take it seriously, whether it's your first time or not, you should take a rubber band and snap yourself in the eye because you're teetering on stupid (clarification, by "you" and "you're" I mean that universally, not directed at you specifically weneedrv). Also I refuse to apologize for having a sense of humor, whether it's refined or not I don't care, it's better to be the one laughing than the one who takes his/herself too seriously and scoffs at those who are laughing.

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Just like the old Possum, total BS.

I cant Fathom why he still gets +'s. His rhetorical responses down play the Intelligence of the many posters here. So many, and I do mean many posters have an above average Intelligence on here still follow this buffoon. To all those that disagree, please give me a -, as I am at a loss why he is even still here.

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I cant Fathom why he still gets +'s. His rhetorical responses down play the Intelligence of the many posters here. So many, and I do mean many posters have an above average Intelligence on here still follow this buffoon. To all those that disagree, please give me a -, as I am at a loss why he is even still here.

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My feelings exactly.

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This is where you fail as a moderator. Also you deleted my comment in regards to the 3 strike rule you posted about in a earlier rumor? It is not fair and shows favoritism. I am a moderator on other sites and I can tell you I would lose my "responsibility" if I were to cater to some and not others.

Well go back to the other sites an leave our mods alone we don't have a problem with them

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Possuum. Here in Aruba with 5 nights to go on a 4 week trip. Will dance a jig in your honorr tonight.

So you are learning Dutch.....Netherlands Antillen .. The costliest Caribbean islands. Technically they're still part of Holland ( just like Martinique and Guadaloupe are still part of France)

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Oh yea faithful followers the voices manifested into real form and danced last night. Momma and possum joined them in the jig and it was very similar to square dancing. We party until sun-up and the they vanished. Momma and I didn't wake up until 2 hours ago and can barely move due to sore muscles. Believers, the voices confirmed the RV has happened and will spread throughout the world in planned, controlled segments. It is time to PARTY!!!!

I'm with ya, Possum!!! I want to party with you when the deed is done,... you are an animal (pun intended)!!! You are hilarious!!! You are,... POSSUM!!!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Holy crap people!!!!! Do a little research before you post. Possum has been doing this periodically everytime the Guru's start pouring it on. Instead of getting nasty, he posts these completely hilarious posts and then gets a kick out of all you who are so uptight that you have no sense of humor anymore.

Lighten up a little, would you rather him just spew a bunch of hate and nasty comments at Okie and company, or poke fun by making hilarious stories? I for one can't stand the GET team and all those BS.ers, because their intent is to pump and get the feeble minded people to succumb to their nonsense. But Possum is not a Guru, he is someone who makes us laugh because we (people with brains) know he is mocking Okie. Geesh, lighten up, breath, do a little research before you blast someone.

Can't you tell that is a joke????....... Nevermind, I feel I'm wasting my time even trying to explain how Possum works.

PVS, got your back.

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This is where you fail as a moderator. Also you deleted my comment in regards to the 3 strike rule you posted about in a earlier rumor? It is not fair and shows favoritism. I am a moderator on other sites and I can tell you I would lose my "responsibility" if I were to cater to some and not others.

Please allow me to (yet again) post a complete Possum anthology since Jan 2011 --- if you read it you'll realize that he (unlike ANY of the others that some people so inappropriately want to lump him in with) openly admitted he is having fun, doesn't believe what he prints and clearly reminds everyone it is in the RUMOR section. The other thing I'll point out is that Possum posts his own work --- it's not dragged over like last weeks garbage --- it's fresh --- smelly yes, but he's ours and we who have been here for a while have grown to think of him as that sad second cousin once removed that you feel just sorry enough for to want to include them someway --- and we do that.

Stay away from posts in the RUMOR section CLEARLY MARKED POSSUM

here's the replay for your edification --- and sorry, but it is you who is out of line here, not me.

pvS

Posted 30 December 2010 - 08:04 PM

It's a done deal and will be announce by next Tuesday. And rate is $3.89! It's party

time believers!!!! Get drunk and celebrate!

Posted 03 January 2011 - 08:23 PM

And they were telling me it has RV'ed but not effective yet. The rate is $3.88 and

will be effective before January 16! Rest easy followers for you are already rich.

Posted 04 January 2011 - 06:47 AM

RV is done, has already happened, but just not executed yet. By the 15th it will be

effective!

Posted 04 January 2011 - 09:51 PM

Possum has the best intel on the net and the RV has already happened! Non-believer

are full of lies and misinformation. Possum is a proven prophet and he says it is

done. Get over it fools.

Posted 05 January 2011 - 10:07 PM

The RV has happened and there is plenty of proof for it! Possum is proud to

reannouncd that the RV is done.

Posted 06 January 2011 - 06:35 PM

Oh faithful believers, we have been mocked, trashed, stoned and spat on for our

faith. But like a rock we have steadfast to the attacks. Now, our reward is at hand.

Fall on your knees and weep till your carpet is soppy wet from joy! The Possum has

not you astray and we will be held in awe very soon.

The Possom with love for his followers!

Posted 07 January 2011 - 07:58 PM

To show my faith momma and me are going to buy one them Lincoln or Cadilac trucks.

Does anyone know if they come in 4wd? And I want q-beams all over cuss Possum likes

huntin thangs at night while downing a cooler full of Golden Angels. Oh, Watch The

Fighting Texas Aggies beat the hell out of lsu!

Gig'em!

Posted 09 January 2011 - 05:49 PM

This is a "rumor board" for a highly speculative investment. Possum has invested what

he can afford to lose and no more. I would suggest others do the same. Yep, Possum

uses some bent and twisted humor to mock the pumpers and provide humor. If you can't

handle the pressure of this investment, rumor board etc... Then sell out and don't

look back.

Posted 10 January 2011 - 05:49 AM

Possum has new intel that significant news will be released over the next 48 hours.

As Possum has said, the RV has already happened, it will be retro-active, and the

Iraqi's will be standing proud once the news is public.

Posted 10 January 2011 - 07:43 PM

Iraq has raised crude-oil output by some 300,000 barrels a day, to about 2.7 million

barrels a day, since a handful of foreign oil companies began redeveloping some of

the country's biggest fields, according to a senior Iraqi oil official.

The gains represent some of the first, early fruit from two rounds of oil-licensing

deals between Baghdad and big, international oil companies. Abdul Mahdy al-Ameedi,

head of Iraq's Petroleum Contracts and Licensing Directorate, said in an interview

Saturday that the gains were sustainable.

"We are hoping to reach a total of three million barrels a day by the end of 2011,"

Mr. Ameedi said. The upbeat assessment is the latest from Iraqi oil officials, who

started to predict an uptick in oil output late last year, as international companies

that won development deals in 2009 started drilling, mostly in Iraq's oil-rich south.

Iraq has set a target of raising daily output to some 12 million barrels a day in

less than a decade. Iraqi oil output has been stuck at 2.5 million barrels a day or

less since it recovered after the U.S.-led invasion in 2003.

Many experts, including international oil executives and even some Iraqi oil

officials, say the 12-million-barrel target is unlikely to be met. Already, companies

have complained about the difficulty of getting supplies into Iraq amid big

bottlenecks. Tricky engineering problems, including how to finance and build a

massive water-injection system needed to boost output in future development, are

unresolved.

But even a more-modest increase in output would be welcome news for Iraq and the

world. Iraq relies on oil sales for roughly 95% of its revenue. At the same time,

global oil prices are climbing again, hovering recently around $90 a barrel for U.S.

benchmark crude.

Posted 10 January 2011 - 09:16 PM

Momma Possum aka sow possum, is massaging my foot as I begin to hear faint voices

coming into my head. Possum laid the above utterance while day dreaming but now the

real Possum is alive and smelling the RV storm. Momma is plugging in a Johnny Holmes

movie into our VCR. He was a great actor despite being handicapped with three legs.

Now momma is getting me another beer and pouring melted butter on the popcorn. Goin

to be a Possum type night-down and dirty!

Posted 10 January 2011 - 09:38 PM

Momma sow is really enjoying the movie and the musky smell of possum love is filling

the air. Oh yea, now we are gulping wine and eating pizza. We got it going on at

Possums house. And it's time to party! Too cold to run around the hayfield but Possum

got the wood going and we be partying!

Posted 11 January 2011 - 11:26 AM

Upon all faithful Dinarist! The RV is about to be unveiled

Posted 12 January 2011 - 07:31 AM

Mx, my CI called and said that the rate is $5.22 and we will be able to exchange

starting by either Jan 17 or right after Feb 1st. . I have never shared intel from Mx

because that was our deal. However, since the RV is done-stick a fork in it done, he

told me to scream the news from the highest peak! Party Time Believers !!!!

Posted 12 January 2011 - 10:49 PM

Possum has been very clear that the RV has already happened. Smell the roses people

it's here!

Posted 12 January 2011 - 11:06 PM

Possum will not be mocked! He does not pretend to be some religious zealot acting as

a TV evangelist begging for your love offerings. No, the PossUm is a straight 8

prophet merely offering utterances for the masses with love. My believers know the

truth and honor my every typo. The RV was a simple deal to do but to make it

effective and accepted is compacted and many do not understand the truth.

Posted 13 January 2011 - 12:55 PM

Rumor Board, get over it

Posted 13 January 2011 - 09:47 PM

Mx reported that Joe Biden and other top world leaders were invited to Iraq this week

to exchange their personal dinars at a premium RV rate as way of saying thanks for

all the help. Bush was there a few weeks ago and exchange a boat load too. They are

taking care of the rich and powerful first and that explains why February 1 st. Is

the most likey date for us regular folks to cashin. Hey, don't shoot Possum, he's

just the messenger of solid intel.

Posted 14 January 2011 - 07:53 AM

Possum preaches the truth and he holds a place of honor on DV Rumors. My intel is as

accurate as anybody elses. And it has greatly increased since sharing my Mx source.

Momma has som pork fat, gravy and biscuits on the hot plate and I'm nursing a major

hangover this morning. Possum and momma are sure glad that Obama extended

unemployment to a year and 1/2. I will get ready for catfish season cuzz the

flatheads will start running in a couple of weeks. Momma likes frien catfish and she

does me right when I bring a box load home. It's a shame that Biden, Clinton and Bush

already cashed in at a premium. Get over cuzz our turn is next!

Posted 14 January 2011 - 11:10 AM

Possum and momma heading to the county line and pick up some cold weather drinks for

the weekend. Believers, its partytime!!!~!!!! RV is here and there is plenty of

proof. You undeserving non-believers are rich and aint got a clue. Wake up and

party!!!!!!!!

Posted 14 January 2011 - 10:35 PM

Dark and cold this January night,

as doubters and believers post who is right.

Confusion and delusion seem to be the rule,

for the non-believers cannot see in the dark of night.

Thanks to Possum we have a guiding light,

and all the believers have peace and sleep good at night!

Possum, oh Possum how are thee, you give us inspiration

and great insight.

Oh hail to the Possum who fights our fights,

and continual shines his light!

Your wisdom is heavenly and not from internet boards,

Posted 14 January 2011 - 11:39 PM

Please continue and feed Possum's ego. I actually had a nice ending verse but it

didn't show up when Possum posted it. However, it must of been a divine reason

because the Believers can now add their 2 cents to this historic moment.

Posted 16 January 2011 - 10:48 AM

I'm sure glad cuzz oil is going past $100, the country is about to go bankrupt, and

things look pretty bleak for poor boy's like most of us. Partytime-no joke, wake up

and smell the RV!!!

Posted 16 January 2011 - 06:53 PM

Possum is an honored, senior member on DV Rumors and will not be banned.

Posted 16 January 2011 - 07:50 PM

Prozac, Xanax and the other little "take the edge off" type meds ain't done Possum no

good. But possum figured it out and self-medicates with Shiner and Lonestar beer!

Party time!

Posted 16 January 2011 - 09:03 PM

To the Believers and faithful followers, momma and I are in tears and our rug is

getting soppy wet. Possum came to serve and be the least and at the end of the line.

My grin is gone and I'm sadden by the hatred thrown at my image. But Possum is

overwhelmed by the Love shown to his service from the true believers. Momma and I are

going to suck down some Cold Beer and think a out it.

Posted 16 January 2011 - 10:16 PM

"A fisherman always see's another fisherman from afar". Fish tales and fairy tails,

is there a difference?

A thought to ponder before cashing in.

The Possum

Posted 17 January 2011 - 04:41 PM

That is will happen tomorrow. But he put a hedge in it like before and if we are not

able cash in tomorrow then Feb 1st is the date. Mx is solid intel and momma and I are

at peCe with it. The question is do u have the peace with it too? If not. Get off of

Possum's intel and go eat your Wheaties!

Posted 17 January 2011 - 07:33 PM

Possum got a g pens on mlk

Posted 24 January 2011 - 09:31 PM

Possum does and so does momma! We can stick a fork in this RV brisket cuss it's done!

Partytime believers, go for it!!!

Posted 24 January 2011 - 11:01 PM

Why does Dv Rumors delete Possum's post? Can't stand the truth? And the fact that an

Rv is very unlikely and extremely risky?

Posted 31 January 2011 - 10:24 PM

Possum has been silent and now must share what he knows. $3.86/2-21-11. Laugh and

mock if you must but that is it.

Posted 04 February 2011 - 12:26 AM

The RV is matched to the price of oil! And it's over $5! Possum and momma are pRtying

big time despite the cold weather. Possum don't care what gas cost and we should all

give another worthless dollar for every gallon we buy.

Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:27 PM

It is done, over, finished and over! The Possum has gotten rid of all his belongings

and converted them to IQD !!! Momma told me too.

Posted 17 February 2011 - 09:57 PM

Maliki has agreed that it's okay to pull berka's off of women and school them on

nasty "oral" acts! It's party time !!!!!

Posted 18 February 2011 - 08:29 PM

I would like to extend an invitation to all of my faithful believers to attend an RV

party in my hayfield next weekend after the RV! Clothing is optional and Viagra is

free, it's party time !!! Byob or whatever toots your whistle is welcomed. Momma is

in the kitchen wearing a thong and frying chicken right now. I will put her collar on

after I eat and make her do her wifely duties and I ain't talkin about cleaning the

floor. Possum is a ladies man and knows how to train the most rebellious females. If

your wifey needs schooling let me know and we can work a deal out.

Posted 20 February 2011 - 09:52 AM

Possum and momma are going to church today and relax with nothing stronger than ice

tea as we prepare for cashing in this week. We joined AA last Friday and can see

clearly now. The promise land of financial independence is here. I would suggest that

all of Possum's supporters do the same and I invite you all to become a part of

Possum Oil & Gas, Co., and drill some wells with us. Yes, Possum knows where the oil

is and wants to share the wealth with his faithful believers. He will be providing

more Oil information later this week.

Posted 23 February 2011 - 10:04 AM

CURRENCY RATES

1(USD) = 0.2786(IQD)

Found this on http://www.iraq.allo...ace/classifieds

Posted 12 March 2011 - 06:57 PM

Believers, Howdy!

I have been silent for awhile while gettin my teeth pulled and gold implants. Now,

with my new look the Possum is proud to announce the RV by the end of March. The rate

is a rock solid $3.49 and confirmed from my street sources in Baghdad. It's party

time believers get skunked face and naked!

Posted 25 March 2011 - 12:13 AM

This is the Possum who is not allowed to post here anymore. Momma and I get the

carpet soppy each night because the Possum is not allowed to post. I love my

believers and I'm sadden that Satan has kept the Possum from posting. It is Party

Time and the RV has already happened and time will prove the Possum right!

Posted 07 April 2011 - 07:15 PM

Possum and momma had a bigger one until it got reposed 2 weeks ago. Possum ain't

skeered cuss he can buy another next week after he cashes in.

Posted Today, 08:21 AM (sometime Mid-May)

CURRENCY RATES

1(USD) = 0.2749(IQD)

LOCAL TIME

Sun | 02:17PM

Link;alloexpat.com/marketplace/classifieds

Posted Today, 08:23 AM

Here are the facts with link:

http://www.iraq.allo...ace/classifieds

WEATHER

Partly Cloudy

34°C

CURRENCY RATES

1(USD) = 0.2749(IQD)

LOCAL TIME

Sun | 02:20PM

Posted Today, 05:39 PM

Believers!!! The Possum has successfully completed a 10 step program for compulsive

X-rated posting addiction and is cured! Momma attended my graduation and the entire

Possum Kingdom is proud. Now it is time the Possum to fire up my new computer and

seek and share valuable intel with my believers.

No Place Like Home and Happy Mothers Day!

Posted Today, 09:18 PM

Possum is so pleased to be back that voices have already been congratulating me for

completing my recovery program and they are promising him with new intel that will

cause one to party.

Posted Today, 09:21 PM

Believers, possum thanks you for the warm welcome back!

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To all that wonder, PVS does a clear and good job as a Mod. The pay, well to be honest sucks. Possum, well he provides entertainment. Get a grip people, it is what it is.

pp

thank you pp, I try to be honest with myself at all times when posting or acting mod-like :) and the pay ... well for me I'm paid with friendships and some fun that I just otherwise might not have!

pvS :)

As PVS might put it Possums cup runneth over with horse manure.

As George thoroughgood sings it " with my buddies blackie and Red I drink alone".

Yes I am waiting for the RV party, first round on PVS.

Sure I'll sign up for that! I'll ply you with booze and then launch into song lol

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this guy has been around longer than most of you! my recommendation is to let a "Possum post" pass you by if it is so enraging to have someone continue to bring his shtick in on occasion. If you're a newbie -- settle down -- it's all he has PVS your exactly corrrect possum is like the DV pet. If you dont like him, DON"T READ HIS POSTS. If you don, understand his humor< DON"T READ HIS POSTS. WE don't have a three strike rule at DV, IF you dont like a poster, DONT READ THE POST.

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this guy has been around longer than most of you! my recommendation is to let a "Possum post" pass you by if it is so enraging to have someone continue to bring his shtick in on occasion. If you're a newbie -- settle down -- it's all he has PVS your exactly corrrect possum is like the DV pet. If you dont like him, DON"T READ HIS POSTS. If you don, understand his humor< DON"T READ HIS POSTS. WE don't have a three strike rule at DV, IF you dont like a poster, DONT READ THE POST.

Thank you for making that clear. PVS has had to defend him on more than one occasion. I don't get his humour but a lot of respected members like and enjoy his posts. That's good enough for me to just let it go.

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thank you pp, I try to be honest with myself at all times when posting or acting mod-like :) and the pay ... well for me I'm paid with friendships and some fun that I just otherwise might not have!

pvS :)

Sure I'll sign up for that! I'll ply you with booze and then launch into song lol

I even promise not to wear my thong( not a pretty sight).

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