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THE COYOTE


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THE COYOTE

California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.

A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 for testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.

WEST VIRGINIA:

The Governor of West Virginia is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and West Virginia is not.

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Is it possible to "secede" or have California withdraw from the Union? And while we're at it how about New York and Illinois? How about Washington D.C. for that matter? Rick Perry for President!

AGREED! Not 100% sure about Rick (yet), but if Texas secedes I may just move there (just not too thrilled about the lower border issues).

If they do secede, could they annex New Orleans and straighten it out as well?

God bless Texas!

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Is it possible to "secede" or have California withdraw from the Union? And while we're at it how about New York and Illinois? How about Washington D.C. for that matter? Rick Perry for President!

I have a link for his site if you want it send me an email. address in profile.

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AGREED! Not 100% sure about Rick (yet), but if Texas secedes I may just move there (just not too thrilled about the lower border issues).

If they do secede, could they annex New Orleans and straighten it out as well?

God bless Texas!

Forget about the lower border issues. They'd have Upper border issues with people like me trying to get in! :D

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