Possum Prose or Sermon

[Nelg]

Hey, Possum. Didn't I see you on my deck eating from the bird feeder last night? Thought that was you!

[Gibbs427]

I'm trying to understand this folks.

When ANY other "guru" makes a wild claim, it's attacked and labeled as "lies" yet, when this clown does the same thing, he gets positives???

And if a member speaks against this guy, that member gets a negative.

How does this makes any sense?

How is this justified

Double standards???

Just sayin'

See, exactly what I'm saying.

I asked a simple question and instead of someone answering it, they want to throw me a negative!

People, HOW DOES THIS MAKE SENSE???

Blatant misuse of the rating system!!!

[easyrider]

Possum is the greatest, big fan possum i believe mama and you are cooking up some Rv stew and its boiling as we speak just waiting for it too cool off and serve it up.

[majors121]

See, exactly what I'm saying.

I asked a simple question and instead of someone answering it, they want to throw me a negative!

People, HOW DOES THIS MAKE SENSE???

Blatant misuse of the rating system!!!

that would be because these people would rather listen to the "gurus" than to listen to the people who ARE in country. soldiers who have been there and soldiers and contractors who are there now have come on here and said that they have heard nothing, but some would rather listen to a pipe dream. sorry but a pinto in factory form will NOT do 145 mph

[Mongo]

See, exactly what I'm saying.

I asked a simple question and instead of someone answering it, they want to throw me a negative!

People, HOW DOES THIS MAKE SENSE???

Blatant misuse of the rating system!!!

We make exceptions for old timers that aren't quite all there if you know what I mean(shhhh keep this to yourself)

so please understand and move on

[Hbomb]

Wow, Possum sure does have a following. I believe folks like him due to his style. If it goes down, I think Possum would be fun to have a beer with. Go RV.

[cooked]

Easy, with all due respect, I enjoy your work. But it sounds like you may have been tapping the "herb garden" this morning. Possum should have played possum and played dead before writing this oakie-like stuff.

[easyrider]

Easy, with all due respect, I enjoy your work. But it sounds like you may have been tapping the "herb garden" this morning. Possum should have played possum and played dead before writing this oakie-like stuff.

lol you have no idea my friend. Have a great morning.

[cooked]

How do they say in Jamaica, pass the duetchie?

[easyrider]

How do they say in Jamaica, pass the duetchie?

lol i believe its doobie puff puff pass. yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaa Mooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Mongo]

Wow, Possum sure does have a following. I believe folks like him due to his style. If it goes down, I think Possum would be fun to have a beer with. Go RV.

Please understand....you just don't have" a beer" with possum

you wake up and it's a week later and your sunburnt and you can't remember your name

Edited June 6, 2011 by Mongo

[cooked]

Don't forget to exhale. Unless you're Clinton who didn't inhale.

[WesParsons]

OK.....I took your advice! I peed all over the bosses desk and she's really really pissed off about it.

Now what? should I grab my dinar's and head to the bank?

[ike]

what a desperate attempt at seeking attention! At least with his voices, they have meds for those.

[Krash]

Possum for President!!!!!

[Lovelady]

Voices hollered at me all day Saturday screaming "Yheaa" and Possums ears are still ringing. Believers, I share this intel because of the importance it brings and hope it offers to all. Momma is happy with Possums clean posting style and looking forward to cashing in this week. That's right, it is done, and cash-in is here!!! There is plenty of rumor based intel floating around on the net but Possum always brings rock solid sermons based on what the voices say to me.

And yes, it is time to jump on your bosses desk this morning and empty your bladder!!! Just tell him, "Possum said it was ok".

Cash out, "Yheaaaa"

Possum

I heard a rumor that Possum was on the lake tubing Saturday. That might have caused the voices.

[Longhorns]

[cooked]

dang longhorns, that makes me wanna git my wife/sister and clean out the chew from my tooth and settle in and eat some of that good stuff.

[Riverdawg]

Say Possum, do those voices that speak to you, well do they, I mean do they kinda sound a little like Charlton Heston... I mean, I'm just askin...

rd

P.S. Good Job!!!

[dinarmamma]

OMG Possum, you rock! I took your advice and went one step further kicked him in the face as I hopped off his desk. I'm so glad you gave me permission for this, you're the best.

[TonyDownTheShore]

possum are you drinking OKIES KOOLAID.

[dinarmamma]

possum are you drinking OKIES coolaid.

Possum and Momma invented Okies coolaid concoction. I think they make the moonshine that he puts in it.

[SFlorida]

It takes all kinds, and possum is one of a kind.

[Ghost Rider]

This thread is starting to smell like cow patties. Umm...Hmm...

[Scooter]

Possum for President!!!!

You can bring momma and the voices too but we really need to talk again about your drinking. So here we go again:

Never ever ever drink without inviting SCOOTER!

"NUFF SAID"

SCOOTER