Party Time!!!!!! It is done!!!!!!!

[umbertino]

Momma and Possum are partying like two big dogs fixing to eat fresh hog kill! The RV is done and it's rate is $4.75!!!!'. Possum says go Party!!!!!

Hmm.......... Just what we needed................Yeah Right..............

[CoolKat]

would this help you to relax, sweetie? heheh..

now remember its..."puff, puff...pass"

hahaha xD +1

[Chuck Norris]

would this help you to relax, sweetie? heheh..

now remember its..."puff, puff...pass"

Ha, that's the one! I think Mr. Possum forgot the pass part....Maybe even the exhale portion!

[CAPT JACK]

Glad to see you back Possum. Where's the party?

[Shinnidan]

Ha, that's the one! I think Mr. Possum forgot the pass part....Maybe even the exhale portion!

i think you right...Chucky....me think Possum and Momma go a little greedy and forgot to share with the class. hehe

[umbertino]

It's all over the net and shortwave radio!!!!!! Maliki is da man and possum is getting new teeth and plastic surgery next week. Momma is too!!!!!

Ohh, the Patience one must have..............Thanks for the Pearls of Dung (NOT Wisdom, mind you)........

Edited May 29, 2011 by umbertino

[TRERUMPH]

UH OH FOLKS INSTEAD OF PLAYING DEAD THIS ONE JUST FLEW OVER THE COO COO NEST AND HE CANT LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Matt P.]

Boy are you gonna feel goofy in the morning .

[havasumom]

possum should be banned...

[Freedom4me]

Would love the sites on the net, so we can all check it out Possum and celebrate with you !!!!!!!!!!!!! $ 4.75 is a bit low dont you think?????

[chilli24]

possum should be banned...

You've been here long enough, you should get the joke.

[havasumom]

You've been here long enough, you should get the joke.

[/quote i get the joke it was funny the first time it is not anymore...

[Jack Dinauer]

Possum - skip the plastic surgery and get brain surgery

[coldwarvet]

Save your watches - it's getting deep!

[hiloeven]

You've been here long enough, you should get the joke.

I HAVE been here long enough and the joke is way past stale - trust me !!!

[umbertino]

And of course, since your title is knowingly misleading, you're attracting lots of readers (118 as of now) like flies on you-know-what........A hard day and then this..........Difficult

Edited May 29, 2011 by umbertino

[michelneedsRV]

i take 4.75 any day..

go rv!

[blizzman]

HEY POSSUM WHY DONT YOU GO CRAWL BACK IN THAT HOLE OR THAT LOG YOU CRAWLED OUT FROM, CUZ NO ONE IS LISTENING TO YOU

NEED I SAY MORE!!!! STAY IN THAT HOLE UNTIL YOU ARE TOLD TO COME OUT !!! BAGHDAD BOB.... SIR !!!

[tim5400]

short wave radio..........i hear it will be bigger than the internet..

[pleasantvalleySunday]

I HAVE been here long enough and the joke is way past stale - trust me !!!

allow me to share exactly how stale --- for the new folks:

Posted 30 December 2010 - 08:04 PM

It's a done deal and will be announce by next Tuesday. And rate is $3.89! It's party time believers!!!! Get drunk and celebrate!

Posted 03 January 2011 - 08:23 PM

And they were telling me it has RV'ed but not effective yet. The rate is $3.88 and will be effective before January 16! Rest easy followers for you are already rich.

Posted 04 January 2011 - 06:47 AM

RV is done, has already happened, but just not executed yet. By the 15th it will be effective!

Posted 04 January 2011 - 09:51 PM

Possum has the best intel on the net and the RV has already happened! Non-believer are full of lies and misinformation. Possum is a proven prophet and he says it is done. Get over it fools.

Posted 05 January 2011 - 10:07 PM

The RV has happened and there is plenty of proof for it! Possum is proud to reannouncd that the RV is done.

Posted 06 January 2011 - 06:35 PM

Oh faithful believers, we have been mocked, trashed, stoned and spat on for our faith. But like a rock we have steadfast to the attacks. Now, our reward is at hand. Fall on your knees and weep till your carpet is soppy wet from joy! The Possum has not you astray and we will be held in awe very soon.

The Possom with love for his followers!

Posted 07 January 2011 - 07:58 PM

To show my faith momma and me are going to buy one them Lincoln or Cadilac trucks. Does anyone know if they come in 4wd? And I want q-beams all over cuss Possum likes huntin thangs at night while downing a cooler full of Golden Angels. Oh, Watch The Fighting Texas Aggies beat the hell out of lsu!

Gig'em!

Posted 09 January 2011 - 05:49 PM

This is a "rumor board" for a highly speculative investment. Possum has invested what he can afford to lose and no more. I would suggest others do the same. Yep, Possum uses some bent and twisted humor to mock the pumpers and provide humor. If you can't handle the pressure of this investment, rumor board etc... Then sell out and don't look back.

Posted 10 January 2011 - 05:49 AM

Possum has new intel that significant news will be released over the next 48 hours. As Possum has said, the RV has already happened, it will be retro-active, and the Iraqi's will be standing proud once the news is public.

Posted 10 January 2011 - 07:43 PM

Iraq has raised crude-oil output by some 300,000 barrels a day, to about 2.7 million barrels a day, since a handful of foreign oil companies began redeveloping some of the country's biggest fields, according to a senior Iraqi oil official.

The gains represent some of the first, early fruit from two rounds of oil-licensing deals between Baghdad and big, international oil companies. Abdul Mahdy al-Ameedi, head of Iraq's Petroleum Contracts and Licensing Directorate, said in an interview Saturday that the gains were sustainable.

"We are hoping to reach a total of three million barrels a day by the end of 2011," Mr. Ameedi said. The upbeat assessment is the latest from Iraqi oil officials, who started to predict an uptick in oil output late last year, as international companies that won development deals in 2009 started drilling, mostly in Iraq's oil-rich south.

Iraq has set a target of raising daily output to some 12 million barrels a day in less than a decade. Iraqi oil output has been stuck at 2.5 million barrels a day or less since it recovered after the U.S.-led invasion in 2003.

Many experts, including international oil executives and even some Iraqi oil officials, say the 12-million-barrel target is unlikely to be met. Already, companies have complained about the difficulty of getting supplies into Iraq amid big bottlenecks. Tricky engineering problems, including how to finance and build a massive water-injection system needed to boost output in future development, are unresolved.

But even a more-modest increase in output would be welcome news for Iraq and the world. Iraq relies on oil sales for roughly 95% of its revenue. At the same time, global oil prices are climbing again, hovering recently around $90 a barrel for U.S. benchmark crude.

Posted 10 January 2011 - 09:16 PM

Momma Possum aka sow possum, is massaging my foot as I begin to hear faint voices coming into my head. Possum laid the above utterance while day dreaming but now the real Possum is alive and smelling the RV storm. Momma is plugging in a Johnny Holmes movie into our VCR. He was a great actor despite being handicapped with three legs. Now momma is getting me another beer and pouring melted butter on the popcorn. Goin to be a Possum type night-down and dirty!

Posted 10 January 2011 - 09:38 PM

Momma sow is really enjoying the movie and the musky smell of possum love is filling the air. Oh yea, now we are gulping wine and eating pizza. We got it going on at Possums house. And it's time to party! Too cold to run around the hayfield but Possum got the wood going and we be partying!

Posted 11 January 2011 - 11:26 AM

Upon all faithful Dinarist! The RV is about to be unveiled

Posted 12 January 2011 - 07:31 AM

Mx, my CI called and said that the rate is $5.22 and we will be able to exchange starting by either Jan 17 or right after Feb 1st. . I have never shared intel from Mx because that was our deal. However, since the RV is done-stick a fork in it done, he told me to scream the news from the highest peak! Party Time Believers !!!!

Posted 12 January 2011 - 10:49 PM

Possum has been very clear that the RV has already happened. Smell the roses people it's here!

Posted 12 January 2011 - 11:06 PM

Possum will not be mocked! He does not pretend to be some religious zealot acting as a TV evangelist begging for your love offerings. No, the PossUm is a straight 8 prophet merely offering utterances for the masses with love. My believers know the truth and honor my every typo. The RV was a simple deal to do but to make it effective and accepted is compacted and many do not understand the truth.

Posted 13 January 2011 - 12:55 PM

Rumor Board, get over it

Posted 13 January 2011 - 09:47 PM

Mx reported that Joe Biden and other top world leaders were invited to Iraq this week to exchange their personal dinars at a premium RV rate as way of saying thanks for all the help. Bush was there a few weeks ago and exchange a boat load too. They are taking care of the rich and powerful first and that explains why February 1 st. Is the most likey date for us regular folks to cashin. Hey, don't shoot Possum, he's just the messenger of solid intel.

Posted 14 January 2011 - 07:53 AM

Possum preaches the truth and he holds a place of honor on DV Rumors. My intel is as accurate as anybody elses. And it has greatly increased since sharing my Mx source. Momma has som pork fat, gravy and biscuits on the hot plate and I'm nursing a major hangover this morning. Possum and momma are sure glad that Obama extended unemployment to a year and 1/2. I will get ready for catfish season cuzz the flatheads will start running in a couple of weeks. Momma likes frien catfish and she does me right when I bring a box load home. It's a shame that Biden, Clinton and Bush already cashed in at a premium. Get over cuzz our turn is next!

Posted 14 January 2011 - 11:10 AM

Possum and momma heading to the county line and pick up some cold weather drinks for the weekend. Believers, its partytime!!!~!!!! RV is here and there is plenty of proof. You undeserving non-believers are rich and aint got a clue. Wake up and party!!!!!!!!

Posted 14 January 2011 - 10:35 PM

Dark and cold this January night,

as doubters and believers post who is right.

Confusion and delusion seem to be the rule,

for the non-believers cannot see in the dark of night.

Thanks to Possum we have a guiding light,

and all the believers have peace and sleep good at night!

Possum, oh Possum how are thee, you give us inspiration

and great insight.

Oh hail to the Possum who fights our fights,

and continual shines his light!

Your wisdom is heavenly and not from internet boards,

Posted 14 January 2011 - 11:39 PM

Please continue and feed Possum's ego. I actually had a nice ending verse but it didn't show up when Possum posted it. However, it must of been a divine reason because the Believers can now add their 2 cents to this historic moment.

Posted 16 January 2011 - 10:48 AM

I'm sure glad cuzz oil is going past $100, the country is about to go bankrupt, and things look pretty bleak for poor boy's like most of us. Partytime-no joke, wake up and smell the RV!!!

Posted 16 January 2011 - 06:53 PM

Possum is an honored, senior member on DV Rumors and will not be banned.

Posted 16 January 2011 - 07:50 PM

Prozac, Xanax and the other little "take the edge off" type meds ain't done Possum no good. But possum figured it out and self-medicates with Shiner and Lonestar beer! Party time!

Posted 16 January 2011 - 09:03 PM

To the Believers and faithful followers, momma and I are in tears and our rug is getting soppy wet. Possum came to serve and be the least and at the end of the line. My grin is gone and I'm sadden by the hatred thrown at my image. But Possum is overwhelmed by the Love shown to his service from the true believers. Momma and I are going to suck down some Cold Beer and think a out it.

Posted 16 January 2011 - 10:16 PM

"A fisherman always see's another fisherman from afar". Fish tales and fairy tails, is there a difference?

A thought to ponder before cashing in.

The Possum

Posted 17 January 2011 - 04:41 PM

That is will happen tomorrow. But he put a hedge in it like before and if we are not able cash in tomorrow then Feb 1st is the date. Mx is solid intel and momma and I are at peCe with it. The question is do u have the peace with it too? If not. Get off of Possum's intel and go eat your Wheaties!

Posted 17 January 2011 - 07:33 PM

Possum got a g pens on mlk

Posted 24 January 2011 - 09:31 PM

Possum does and so does momma! We can stick a fork in this RV brisket cuss it's done! Partytime believers, go for it!!!

Posted 24 January 2011 - 11:01 PM

Why does Dv Rumors delete Possum's post? Can't stand the truth? And the fact that an Rv is very unlikely and extremely risky?

Posted 31 January 2011 - 10:24 PM

Possum has been silent and now must share what he knows. $3.86/2-21-11. Laugh and mock if you must but that is it.

Posted 04 February 2011 - 12:26 AM

The RV is matched to the price of oil! And it's over $5! Possum and momma are pRtying big time despite the cold weather. Possum don't care what gas cost and we should all give another worthless dollar for every gallon we buy.

Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:27 PM

It is done, over, finished and over! The Possum has gotten rid of all his belongings and converted them to IQD !!! Momma told me too.

Posted 17 February 2011 - 09:57 PM

Maliki has agreed that it's okay to pull berka's off of women and school them on nasty "oral" acts! It's party time !!!!!

Posted 18 February 2011 - 08:29 PM

I would like to extend an invitation to all of my faithful believers to attend an RV party in my hayfield next weekend after the RV! Clothing is optional and Viagra is free, it's party time !!! Byob or whatever toots your whistle is welcomed. Momma is in the kitchen wearing a thong and frying chicken right now. I will put her collar on after I eat and make her do her wifely duties and I ain't talkin about cleaning the floor. Possum is a ladies man and knows how to train the most rebellious females. If your wifey needs schooling let me know and we can work a deal out.

Posted 20 February 2011 - 09:52 AM

Possum and momma are going to church today and relax with nothing stronger than ice tea as we prepare for cashing in this week. We joined AA last Friday and can see clearly now. The promise land of financial independence is here. I would suggest that all of Possum's supporters do the same and I invite you all to become a part of Possum Oil & Gas, Co., and drill some wells with us. Yes, Possum knows where the oil is and wants to share the wealth with his faithful believers. He will be providing more Oil information later this week.

Posted 23 February 2011 - 10:04 AM

CURRENCY RATES

1(USD) = 0.2786(IQD)

Found this on http://www.iraq.allo...ace/classifieds

Posted 12 March 2011 - 06:57 PM

Believers, Howdy!

I have been silent for awhile while gettin my teeth pulled and gold implants. Now, with my new look the Possum is proud to announce the RV by the end of March. The rate is a rock solid $3.49 and confirmed from my street sources in Baghdad. It's party time believers get skunked face and naked!

Posted 25 March 2011 - 12:13 AM

This is the Possum who is not allowed to post here anymore. Momma and I get the carpet soppy each night because the Possum is not allowed to post. I love my believers and I'm sadden that Satan has kept the Possum from posting. It is Party Time and the RV has already happened and time will prove the Possum right!

Posted 07 April 2011 - 07:15 PM

Possum and momma had a bigger one until it got reposed 2 weeks ago. Possum ain't skeered cuss he can buy another next week after he cashes in.

Posted Today, 08:21 AM

CURRENCY RATES

1(USD) = 0.2749(IQD)

LOCAL TIME

Sun | 02:17PM

Link;alloexpat.com/marketplace/classifieds

Posted Today, 08:23 AM

Here are the facts with link:

http://www.iraq.allo...ace/classifieds

WEATHER

Partly Cloudy

34°C

CURRENCY RATES

1(USD) = 0.2749(IQD)

LOCAL TIME

Sun | 02:20PM

Posted Today, 05:39 PM

Believers!!! The Possum has successfully completed a 10 step program for compulsive X-rated posting addiction and is cured! Momma attended my graduation and the entire Possum Kingdom is proud. Now it is time the Possum to fire up my new computer and seek and share valuable intel with my believers.

No Place Like Home and Happy Mothers Day!

Posted Today, 09:18 PM

Possum is so pleased to be back that voices have already been congratulating me for completing my recovery program and they are promising him with new intel that will cause one to party.

Posted Today, 09:21 PM

Believers, possum thanks you for the warm welcome back!

[DAME1]

SURE "NUFF"??????

Possum baby I hope your right

[C.H.]

Possum and Okie must be must be partying like two peas in a pod.

[Hopeful Leo]

CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A LINK? I JUST WOULD LIKE TO READ IT SO I CAN PASS ON THE GOOD WORD TO FAMILY AND FRIENDS. IF THIS IS TRUE I JUST PI$$ED MY PANTS!

It's never true.

[umbertino]

PVS.....Exactly........I mean, seriously.....I'll keep advocating Freedom of Speech. Also for myself .....and state Possum is a balls-breaker

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Posted 04 January 2011 - 09:51 PM

Possum has the best intel on the net and the RV has already happened!

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HE has the best ( WORST) sxxt .Period. Should be a dealer on street corners.

[The Original Spike]

Ummmmmm.... waiter... I'll have some of whatever he is drinking, thank you... *pointing at possum*...