Popular Post lizlemon78 Posted May 27, 2011 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 HELLO EVERYONE LISTENING IN ON PORTABLE SOUND DEVICES AND SHIPS IN AND/OR AROUND WATER. I just got off the phone with a close personal friend of mine who witnessed an amazing incident today at today's session of Parliament in Baghdad. He said that things were getting really funky. All the ministers were seated, some we've been waiting on and some we didn't even know they had included into their new government (such as the Secretary of Secretaries and the Minister of Animal Husbandry) when an unknown aggressor broke into the Parliament meeting room and snatched what was to be the final budget draft straight from the hands of Maliki himself, who it is confirmed may or may not have been there, or even have hands. Said assailant then hung from a chandelier dramatically and then leapt from a high ledge in the main meeting hall, flipping once and then swinging from an as-of-yet noticed rope dangling from the ceiling. There was much commotion. An squad of elite Iraqi security forces took pursuit, lead by the guy from Lost. I was unable to confirm if he was wearing a tank top or not. Though the chase weaved in and out of the green zone (you know its the green zone because all visible screens are flashing green while you're there), the assailant was able to escape capture by Iraqi officials. Moments later, a recorded message was delivered to Parliament from Somalian pirates who claimed responsibility for the disruption of government. The video stated that a group of swarthy n'er do wells off the coast would be ransoming the 2011 budget of Iraq for a treasure chest of gold, either Arab or Leprechaun. At the news of this development, Parliament took recess and expedited their next vacation and will not return to work for another forty days. The video instructed any interested parties to deliver the aforementioned chest of gold to the black ship with black sails off the coast of Somalia, and that all deliveries be made to either the captain or his first mate. So, if anyone has a chest of gold, please contact Captian Jack Sparrow. Or Eric Cartman. 26 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adlon Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Yarrrrrrr! One gold star for the dinar joke of the week. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowhammies Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 That was stupid....go play somewhere else Liz. 5 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizlemon78 Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 You're not the boss of me. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyZ Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 I was thinkin either pirates or something about a zoo was the delay; thanks for clearing that up for me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizlemon78 Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 A zoo? that's ridiculous. that's also next week. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldwarvet Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 TOO funny! LOL! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nydinardj Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Good sense of humor. Some people people spent all of their money on the dinar and forgot to purchase a good attitude. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpoki Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Some people have WAAAAYYY too much time on their hands! Thanks for the Laugh! My name is Elmer Fudd, I own a mansion and a yacht! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Where's Captains Crunch and Morgan when you need them? GO RV, then BV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debratzz Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 aaargh me matey +1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs427 Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 OK, OK.....now you've gone TOO far!!! Don't be messin' with Sparrow and the Black Pearl!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooked Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 you got it all wrong. my boots on the ground have confirmed that the stay puffed marshmallow man has invaded the cbi and is holding Maliki hostage till Shabbs says uncle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarThug Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Is there an Alliance between these Pirates and the Zombies ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog53 Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 AYE AYE Me hardy YO HO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizlemon78 Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Well, I don't know about that, but the Pirates would be wise to team up with the zombies if given the chance. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adlon Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 I think a new forum should be established for "Dinar Humor". It would be entertaining and a good stress reliever. We are all seriously into the RV, and I find it a pity that some posters take offense to an obvious joke or fanciful tale. It would also demonstrate the cleverness of our members to look at the lighter side of the now age old question, "When will it RV?". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 I think a new forum should be established for "Dinar Humor". It would be entertaining and a good stress reliever. We are all seriously into the RV, and I find it a pity that some posters take offense to an obvious joke or fanciful tale. It would also demonstrate the cleverness of our members to look at the lighter side of the now age old question, "When will it RV?". Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOLLY ROGER Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 That was COOL!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFlorida Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 That is so funny I have tears in my eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoK Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 I'd rate it "Arrrrrr"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorkerBee Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 +1 from me lizlemon and thats a first for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheik Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 Very clever posts. Loved them. Parliament post is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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