Why I am now divorced

[Qman]

Why I am now divorced

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,

'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out,

he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.'

I thought....Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word..

So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my handsome Boss Rick, said,

'Good Morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday! '

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said,

'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday,

what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me..' I said, 'Thanks,

Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'

We went to lunch, but we didn't go where we normally would go.

He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two

martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know ...we don't need

to go straight back to the office, do We?'

I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'

He said, 'Let's drop by my place,; it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, "If you don't

mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be

right back.'

'Ok.' I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes,

he came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...

Followed by my husband my kids, and dozens of my friends

and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there....

On the couch....

Naked.

[Chape]

Very funny.. Thanks for the laugh..

Regards...To your spouse.;-)

[tim5400]

FUUUUUNNNNYYY

[bluejay]

So I bet your boss asked you out to lunch again right......

[PAYNGO]

Funny! I wasn't expecting that curve..

[Buckeye Pilot]

Sounds like my luck...........

Good read!

[Iraqi Queen]

[Kanga]

And away we go!! enjoyed

[AoK]

ROFL!!!!

[DinarMillionaire]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZF7BYFR6xg&feature=related

[Frank61]

Well I hope she got to keep her dinars in the settlement........

[LivingAGr8tLife]

Thanks Qman. You would not know how much I needed this laugh today. After my prayer to my Creator to get us thru this very difficult day plus reading your mood lifter I just pray that the final outcome of my situation is gear toward what's best for me from this scenario. I believe the laughter from reading this joke will help lift the neg vibration. Thanks again.

[Shinnidan]

buwhahahaah!!!!!

[hoopdog]

So at anytime during lunch or while you were getting undressed did your Boss happen to mention when the Dinar would RV? He must know something, he bought you a cake. Don't hold out on us!

[kevnutz]

Women...