050211 Longfellow post

[Jac]

Wow.....these people are gettin creative with their stories now!!!

We do not always agree Keepn however in this instance we do! Why say anything at all? For heaven's sake this is beyond rediculous.

99 % of what I read causes my head to nod, shake and my eyes to blink in disbelief that such junk is even posted. Just goes to show you that

just when we thought we had read the worst of it...well here we have it again, again and again.

Oh, my.

God Bless America!

Edited May 2, 2011 by Jac

[lizlemon78]

Guys, I am a pizza delivery man in Baghdad.* I was delivering a pizza to Shabibi the other night and Maliki was there. They had a bunch of papers out all over the coffee table and stacks of Dinars.

When Maliki paid me (he was buying, since it was Shabibi's house) he only gave me one $500IQD note. I explained that the pizza was $1,000 IQD, but Maliki laughed and said, "Don't worry pal, tomorrow morning this will be enough."

And then he asked Shabibi how much to tip me, and Shabibi said, "I don't know. Give him $3.22!" and they both erupted in laughter.

*not really.

Edited May 2, 2011 by lizlemon78

[speculatorsRIDE]

I don't even know how to reply to this post......

[lizlemon78]

Buy into it. It has as much credibility as over half of the garbage we have to sift through every day.

[wgb52]

I think a new breed of genetically altered gurus have arrived on our planet. I knew this guru inbreeding would have consequences!

[DAME1]

I thought S and M was something completely different. :lol:

WHIPS AND CHAINS !!!!!!!!!!

[gregp]

I OVER HEARD THEM IN THE BATHROOM! THE RATE IS 7$. TELL EVERYONE! LMAO! MUST OF BEEN THE GUY MOPPING THE FLOOR. OH AND I'M SURE HE TOO OWNS DINAR. LET'S BUG THE MOP CLOSET.

[dinarck]

I saw this on DD and bout died laughing. Scary thing is there is actually people out there who believe this garbage. Trust me, I used to try and debate them on another site.

[umbertino]

Guys, I am a pizza delivery man in Baghdad.* I was delivering a pizza to Shabibi the other night and Maliki was there. They had a bunch of papers out all over the coffee table and stacks of Dinars.

When Maliki paid me (he was buying, since it was Shabibi's house) he only gave me one $500IQD note. I explained that the pizza was $1,000 IQD, but Maliki laughed and said, "Don't worry pal, tomorrow morning this will be enough."

And then he asked Shabibi how much to tip me, and Shabibi said, "I don't know. Give him $3.22!" and they both erupted in laughter.

*not really.

LOL......Good one and honestly I'd deem it a lot more credible than lots of other "Intel"...The only thing which might give it away as fake is the price of Pizza you gave......1,000 IQD??'' C'mon......Would be good to ask some boots on the ground about it.........

[Rossenbos]

HAHAHAHAHAAA.... Bazaar!!!!

I slept under S' bed last night. And I heard him say to his wife "It's gonna go up!!". And she said "I know, but when? People at the Forums need to know when?"

"And what's the rate?"

And S said: Huh

And then M walked in and showed her his. And she said: WOW, I never thought it could get deflated too! That's not a LOP, that's SCHLOP!

BRING IT ON.

But I found this piece of paper in his pocket saying "must organise party". And another one under his bar of soap: "Note to self: Must RV to 6$ once OBL is dead"

I'm currently on my way to meeting with President Obama, the IMF, the WorldBank, the CIB,, CBI and BIS to listen in to their private conversations.

I pray and thank the lord and bless people's souls and...oh....yes nurse? Yes, I'm coming.....

[Pam&Brian]

Well just when you think it can't get any more bazaar....

Longfellow Well things got heated last night in a meeting with the powers that be in Iraq. S and M apparently Got into a heated exchange and S basically let M know that he could break it to the US and the world that the RV was off because he was unable to hold up his end of the deal. M began to storm out then turned back and told S to get it done. I'm hearing several things as far as rate. Everything I'm hearing is over $3, so that works for me. I know that S had planned a party for Tuesday night at his home and it's quite the impressive guest list. I'm still waiting on mine but I am still hopeful. LOL. There is another meeting with IMF officials in about 2:40 from now now. Things look very positive. Have a great week.

it's "Bizarre"...... not "Bazaar"...... lol!

A Bazaar is a street lined with shops and malls.... Bizarre means strikingly unconventional and far fetched in style or appearance!!

So yes.... this is a "bizarre" post but it fits in well with everything else!!

[sheik]

Longfellow- Posts are hilarious. A fiction writer is in the cards for you. Even your name has fiction author written all over it.