The Perfect Husband

[Tiffany23]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.

they'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

[DinarMillionaire]

LOL Thanks for the humor. That was a good one.

[behaviorkat]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one!

[thunderrb]

Very good....Good to see you....

[Bumper64]

Very Good Tiffany23

[HYDRANT]

they gave me a laugh --thanks tiffany

[BanG]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.

they'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

LMAO!! ROFL. Now that is a man in debt! LOL

[kevnutz]

hahahahaaa, i was feeling like a cheap-ass until I read the punchline. Thanks for the laugh Tiffany23.

[Slaydadea]

FUNNYFUNNYFUNNY!!!!Thanks Tiff!

[yusofsabri]

Tiff, I think that gentleman could be your future husband. LOL !!!

[Kandi77]

CRAP...has anyone seen my phone, I left it in here before my tee time. I wonder if my wife has called??

[caleb08]

I wish that was my husband . I would love to bring home another kitten.

[hookerwife]

OMG...... :lol: that was hysterical.....

[grelsin]

Does that mean that the "perfect husband" is always going to be someone elses huband?

Thanks for the great laugh Tiffany23!!

[Dogmatic1]

Does that mean that the "perfect husband" is always going to be someone elses huband?

Thanks for the great laugh Tiffany23!!

Omgosh! That's funny, too! You hit the nail on the head!

[djgabrielie]

lol

[BanG]

Tiff, I think that gentleman could be your future husband. LOL !!!

Pisser......LMAO! You knew that one was coming Tiff. OMG! ROFL. Hurry Tiff run! Before he gets away.

[dinarella-X]

Good one!

[littlesam]

loved it Tiff...too funny