The Hotel Bill

[1rustycoin]

The Hotel Bill

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high youmight want to consider this... Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West toBoston After almost twenty-four hours on the road, They'retoo tired to continue, and they decide to stop for arest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but theyonly plan to sleep for four hours and then get back onthe road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerkhands them a bill for $350.00. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge isso high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, therooms certainly aren't worth $350.00! When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate,the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and thenexplains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool anda huge conference center that were available for thehusband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," Explainsthe Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one ofthe shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood andLas Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows," complainsthe man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Managerreplies. No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the manreplies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventuall y the man givesup and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives itto the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check."But sir," he says, this check is only made out for$50.00." "That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00for sleeping with my wife." "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here andyou could have."

[TPSprayduster]

Now that was funny

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I HAVE HEARD OF THAT JOKE BEFOR AND I TELL YA IT NEVER GETS OLD..VERY FUNNY

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[Kandi77]

Keep em coming... you're on a roll rusty!!!!!!