U.S oil shortage answered (joke)

[moose 57]

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

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Well, there's a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn't know we were getting low.

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The reason for that is purely geographical.

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Our OIL is located in:

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ALASKA

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California

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Coastal Florida

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Coastal Louisiana

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North Dakota

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Wyoming

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Colorado

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Kansas

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Oklahoma

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Pennsylvania

and

Texas

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Our dipsticks are located in DC

Any Questions? NO? Didn't think So.

[getherdone]

How true

[Heavyduty053]

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

~~~

Well, there's a very simple answer.

~~~

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

~~~

We just didn't know we were getting low.

~~~

The reason for that is purely geographical.

~~~

Our OIL is located in:

~~~

ALASKA

~~~

California

~~~

Coastal Florida

~~~

Coastal Louisiana

~~~

North Dakota

~~~

Wyoming

~~~

Colorado

~~~

Kansas

~~~

Oklahoma

~~~

Pennsylvania

and

Texas

~~~

Our dipsticks are located in DC

Any Questions? NO? Didn't think So.

So true, so true

[3keepfaith]

Loved It !!!

[smee2]

very funny ... thanks for the chuckle

smee2

[LivingAGr8tLife]

This is interesting. I own a rental property in Ohio and I was offered a VERY small payout (less than $50 a month I think) for their oil drilling. It's not on my property, but my property is part of their drilling zone. If there's oil there that's like a spit they're giving the homeowners like myself. Do you think I get rip off ? That's all I know. It is interesting to see oil drilling areas in US, but yet we have shortage issues. Hmmmmmm.......

[texus]

We have enough oil to last and run the USA for 200 years natural gas 3-500 years... were we dependent on oil 200 years ago????? Will we be 200 years from now????? HELL NO!!!!! use it why we got it !!!!

I'M a real'st ... oil is still traded in USD all over the world ... We are not the world police..... Jimmy carter makes Oboma look supper good..... JC is no longer the worest pres We ever had!!!!!!