Testing Codes for Seniors

[smee2]

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, these are the codes for you....

ATD - At The Doctor's

BFF - Best Friend Fell

BTW - Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered By Medicare

CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWB - Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living On Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL...CGU - Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP - Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL - Talk To You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet The Furniture Again

WTP - Where's The Prunes?

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

LMGA - Lost My Glasses Again

GLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

[easyrider]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[smee2]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA

You are obviously too young for this post. You do not understand the language and lifestyle of senior citizens. Someday you will be there, but I suspect for you it will be quite a while. Enjoy youth while you have it.

Such an odorable little puppy you are ... so young, so cute, so ... untouched by the vicissitudes of age.

smee2

[glo]

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, these are the codes for you....

ATD - At The Doctor's

BFF - Best Friend Fell

BTW - Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered By Medicare

CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWB - Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living On Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL...CGU - Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP - Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL - Talk To You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet The Furniture Again

WTP - Where's The Prunes?

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

LMGA - Lost My Glasses Again

GLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

LMAO !!!!!

[tommyboy]

Being a senior, thought I might need to know about this "testing code for seniors" only to find it was some kind of texting BS. I swear I can't see that stuff. I can talk a heck of a lot faster than I can type, especially with those little teeny keyboards, so why not call? JMO there I go....LOL

[vern]

Just a second SMEE2 --Igot to put my glasses on to hear you and turn up my hearing aid to see you---let me put my teeth in so i can comb my hair---- hey we have a system ---puppies - look at a needle and pass out. DONT worry kid this is what you will look like after you raise KIDS- Vern

[smee2]

Being a senior, thought I might need to know about this "testing code for seniors" only to find it was some kind of texting BS. I swear I can't see that stuff. I can talk a heck of a lot faster than I can type, especially with those little teeny keyboards, so why not call? JMO there I go....LOL

Sorry about the mistake in the title of the post ... supposed to be TEXTING ... but I goofed and didn't see it until I hit post, of course. Then when I tried to edit the darn thing I couldn't do it. So I had to just leave it and hope people understood.

So sorry ... and yes, I think a call would be better and don't think I will ever personally have a phone that does test messaging. I have resisted the ones with the camera, and just want a phone that is a talk and listen device ... a phone, just a phone, nothing but a phone ... *sigh*

thanks for the comment

smee2

[Slaydadea]

Funny yet useful, thanks Smee2. Sorry gotta run! GLKI.

Edited February 27, 2011 by Slaydadea

[magawatt]

You missed a big one:

TFATSSTWBTWYNI

Thanks For All The Social Security That

Won't Be There When You Need It!

(Shaking my cane) Now is that funny you

whiney little whippersnappers?

Edited February 27, 2011 by magawatt