sandy040 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 "your eyes are like spanners, everytime i look into them, me nuts tighten" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertigoseven Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Are you walking to your car ALONE later? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRich Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 "Hi Tiffany. I'm Rich. How do you like me so far?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capital stack Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 (edited) OK, these are mostly PG and I have so many I put them in categories to make them more accessible. For country girls Nice tooth Cousin Betty Sue! Can I take you for a ride on my Big Green Tractor? For metropolitan girls May I buy you a house? Hi, I make more money than you can spend. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. For medical students You’ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more? For the philosophical Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? For the literary Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize? Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? For the self confident Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me. Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers. For the metaphysical Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? (NO!) Damn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up. Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life? Humor/ice breakers Are you Ingrid, my contact? The bird has eaten the bagel. Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted. Be unique and different, say yes. HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby? If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, how about we spend some time between the holidays!!! When you see someone in the freezer section of a grocery store It’s dangerous for you to be here you know. Her: Why You: Because you could melt all this stuff. (One of my favorite lines from My Blue Heaven as said by Steve Martin.) And of course, as many forget, there are those for the girls too! Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? I have an owie on my lip; will you kiss it and make it better? Are my panties showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to? "What else do you like for breakfast? I already have eggs." Wow, you are professional at this. I would definitely run away if these lines were used, but I would laugh so much that we would be good friends. Have you thought about publishing a book on this? Edited February 24, 2011 by Capital stack 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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