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Ok guys and girls...here are some that I've heard before, are there others? Let's keep it PG, OK? Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven? Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone

I was out with some friends...many years ago , and a much older fellow asked me "Where have you been all my life?" I replied "TEETHING"

For a fat gurl...you don't sweat much!

OK, these are mostly PG and I have so many I put them in categories to make them more accessible.

For country girls

Nice tooth

Cousin Betty Sue!

Can I take you for a ride on my Big Green Tractor?

For metropolitan girls

May I buy you a house?

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

For medical students

You’ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

For the philosophical

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

For the literary

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

For the self confident

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead

say no.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of

vitamin me.

Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

For the metaphysical

Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? (NO!) Damn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.

Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?

Humor/ice breakers

Are you Ingrid, my contact? The bird has eaten the bagel.

Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.

Be unique and different, say yes.

HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, how about we spend some time between the holidays!!!

When you see someone in the freezer section of a grocery store

It’s dangerous for you to be here you know. Her: Why You: Because you could melt all this stuff. (One of my favorite lines from My Blue Heaven as said by Steve Martin.)

And of course, as many forget, there are those for the girls too!

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I have an owie on my lip; will you kiss it and make it better?

Are my panties showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?

"What else do you like for breakfast? I already have eggs."

Wow, you are professional at this.

I would definitely run away if these lines were used, but I would laugh so much that we would be good friends.

Have you thought about publishing a book on this?

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