Elixir Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Ive got the winner Does this rag smell like choroform? works everytime lol Nice Very Nice..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffany23 Posted February 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Most of these are Hair-Larry-e-us! Thanks everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardinal sin Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Knock knock. Who's there? Emerson. Emerson who? Emerson nice titties ya got there. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickOhio Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Baby, you look good in the morning. I'd like to wake up next to you. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaydadea Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Been so long, I forgot. Sorry. Liked your post though! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zest4life Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Knock knock. Who's there? Emerson. Emerson who? Emerson nice titties ya got there. LMAO 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man_Kind Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Don't worry honey......Beauty is only a light switch away !!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man_Kind Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 I know I'm not a gynaecologist but...I'll take a look ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger01 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Tiffy....my tigeress! Having you in my life is like having this dinar in my pocket; I'm already guaranteed to be rich! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger01 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 I know this isn't a pickup line...but I thought I would share it! Marines...We're not only good looking... but we'll kick your ass too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinnidan Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 heres me fav "pickup line" Hi.... Is that it?!? do you have anything else to say?!? WT...?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Hubby Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 My back hurts, would you pick that up for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NMGarand Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 I don't know any corny lines because I only work with steel core wire rope. Oh, by the way...you need kissed...and OFTEN... and by a man who knows HOW..........tissue? NMGarand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caz1104 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Line I used years ago- I wanted to impress a young lady on our 1st date so I took her to her favorite restaurant (thai),she knew it was'nt my cup of tea but nonetheless was impressed that I took her. After the meal and enjoyin an after meal beverage she asks "well what you think"? I said, "the food was good,the service great,the ambience wonderful,and my view(looking straight into eyes) BEAUTIFUL" She was like butter after that,of course the 2 bottles of wine did'nt hurt........................................GO RV 2011 BABY !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caleb08 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 No snappy pickup lines for me just alot of wolf whistles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger01 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Best Contriceptive... Man walks up to the bar after seeing this astonishingly beautiful woman and accidently muttling to himself to loudly, "Damn, I hope she likes children...and lots of them!" Hearing this.. the woman turns around seeing this good looking guy and says with a smile, "Damn, I hope you've got money..and lots of it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaduku Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Guy: Excuse me, would you happen to have a Dictionary? Girl: I'm sorry, I don't! Guy: Just wanted to find more words to describe how BEAUTIFUL you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zest4life Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Uh people....This is a "FUN TOPIC" for laughs. Why someone went through and gave everyone negatives is really childish. I gave everyone an additional +1 to even people out.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qman Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 There is a Bluegrass song that goes something like this--If my nose was worth a Million Dollars I,d blow it all on you--- It,s by the MORON BROS. they are funny to no end- Its a good song - really. look them up if you do-not believe-LUKE- ok Tiff- ---Vern Check here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txsrooster Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: uhhh...NO. guy: What??? you thought I asked you to dance? I said YOU LOOK FAT IN THEM PANTS!. (exit stage left....QUICKLY) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickOhio Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 I've always had a little thing for you, but i promise if you pull on it, it'll get bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobster2001 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 OK, these are mostly PG and I have so many I put them in categories to make them more accessible. For country girls Nice tooth Cousin Betty Sue! Can I take you for a ride on my Big Green Tractor? For metropolitan girls May I buy you a house? Hi, I make more money than you can spend. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. For medical students You’ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more? For the philosophical Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? For the literary Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize? Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? For the self confident Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me. Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers. For the metaphysical Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? (NO!) Damn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up. Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life? Humor/ice breakers Are you Ingrid, my contact? The bird has eaten the bagel. Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted. Be unique and different, say yes. HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby? If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, how about we spend some time between the holidays!!! When you see someone in the freezer section of a grocery store It’s dangerous for you to be here you know. Her: Why You: Because you could melt all this stuff. (One of my favorite lines from My Blue Heaven as said by Steve Martin.) And of course, as many forget, there are those for the girls too! Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? I have an owie on my lip; will you kiss it and make it better? Are my panties showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to? "What else do you like for breakfast? I already have eggs." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earjockey Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Guy says: What's black and white and read all over? Girl says: A newspaper. Guy says: And smart too. Hi I'm XXXX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor363 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Tiffy....my tigeress! Having you in my life is like having this dinar in my pocket; I'm already guaranteed to be rich! Was that Tiffy, or Stiffy? bahahahaa! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffany23 Posted February 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Was that Tiffy, or Stiffy? bahahahaa! Now that there is funny! I don't care who you are! Friday night an older Gent came up to me during my shift and asked me where the men's room was. I gave him directions and he said, "Young Lady could you possibly help me into the restroom?". I said, "I'd be glad to escort you to the door but I'm not allowed to go in". Then he said, "Oh, then I have a problem, as I recently strained my back and the Dr. said I shouldn't lift anything heavier than 10 lbs." Thinking he was talking about getting up from the toliet, I told him I could get one of the male attendents to help out. And then he looks at me with a gleam in his eye and says, "Well I was kind of hoping that you could help me, as when I'm done tinkling and have to rearrange myself, I don't like another man touching my junk!" When it dawn on me to what he was referring to, I busted out laughing...I ended up buying him a drink, as that was one of the funniest lines I've ever fallen for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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