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What's your favorite corny pick up line?


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Line I used years ago- I wanted to impress a young lady on our 1st date so I took her to her favorite restaurant (thai),she knew it was'nt my cup of tea but nonetheless was impressed that I took her. After the meal and enjoyin an after meal beverage she asks "well what you think"? I said, "the food was good,the service great,the ambience wonderful,and my view(looking straight into eyes) BEAUTIFUL" She was like butter after that,of course the 2 bottles of wine did'nt hurt........................................GO RV 2011 BABY !!!!!!

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Best Contriceptive...

Man walks up to the bar after seeing this astonishingly beautiful woman and accidently muttling to himself to loudly, "Damn, I hope she likes children...and lots of them!"

Hearing this.. the woman turns around seeing this good looking guy and says with a smile, "Damn, I hope you've got money..and lots of it!"

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There is a Bluegrass song that goes something like this--If my nose was worth a Million Dollars I,d blow it all on you--- It,s by the MORON BROS. they are funny to no end- Its a good song - really. :lol: look them up if you do-not believe-LUKE- ok Tiff- :lol::lol: ---Vern

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OK, these are mostly PG and I have so many I put them in categories to make them more accessible.

For country girls

Nice tooth

Cousin Betty Sue!

Can I take you for a ride on my Big Green Tractor?

For metropolitan girls

May I buy you a house?

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

For medical students

You’ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

For the philosophical

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

For the literary

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

For the self confident

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead

say no.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of

vitamin me.

Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

For the metaphysical

Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? (NO!) Damn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.

Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?

Humor/ice breakers

Are you Ingrid, my contact? The bird has eaten the bagel.

Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.

Be unique and different, say yes.

HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, how about we spend some time between the holidays!!!

When you see someone in the freezer section of a grocery store

It’s dangerous for you to be here you know. Her: Why You: Because you could melt all this stuff. (One of my favorite lines from My Blue Heaven as said by Steve Martin.)

And of course, as many forget, there are those for the girls too!

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I have an owie on my lip; will you kiss it and make it better?

Are my panties showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?

"What else do you like for breakfast? I already have eggs."

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Was that Tiffy, or Stiffy? bahahahaa!

Now that there is funny! I don't care who you are! :twothumbs:

Friday night an older Gent came up to me during my shift and asked me where the men's room was. I gave him directions and he said, "Young Lady could you possibly help me into the restroom?". I said, "I'd be glad to escort you to the door but I'm not allowed to go in". Then he said, "Oh, then I have a problem, as I recently strained my back and the Dr. said I shouldn't lift anything heavier than 10 lbs." Thinking he was talking about getting up from the toliet, I told him I could get one of the male attendents to help out. And then he looks at me with a gleam in his eye and says, "Well I was kind of hoping that you could help me, as when I'm done tinkling and have to rearrange myself, I don't like another man touching my junk!" :P

When it dawn on me to what he was referring to, I busted out laughing...I ended up buying him a drink, as that was one of the funniest lines I've ever fallen for.

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