Tiffany23 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Ok guys and girls...here are some that I've heard before, are there others? Let's keep it PG, OK? Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven? Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel! Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart. If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction. My love for you is like the universe... never-ending! I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you. When God made you, he was showing off. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers. Is that a wad of Dinar in your pocket or are you happy to see me? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNDinarGirl Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 I was out with some friends...many years ago , and a much older fellow asked me "Where have you been all my life?" I replied "TEETHING" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesertPete Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 (edited) For a fat gurl...you don't sweat much! Edited February 16, 2011 by DesertPete 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalevoss Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 If you were a booger I'd pick you first Are you from Tennessee, cuz your the only ten i see 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotReallyTex Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 I was out with some friends...many years ago , and a much older fellow asked me "Where have you been all my life?" I replied "TEETHING" THAT was funny TNGirl Many...many years ago I worked at 7-11 and was sweeping and this big man runs up to me and asks me "Where's The Witch" I got really at him when he laughed at me because he saw he had offended me He said he was just looking out for "His Sweeping Beauty" I have heard a lot of them but that one always stuck with me, probably cause he was so cute 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneakey Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Are you a traffic ticket? cause you've got " fine " written all over you. That dress looks nice on you....but it would look even better wadded up at the foot of my bed. Hi my name is Sneakey....do you think we should spend the night together ? Or would it be better if I just left in the morning? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vern Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 (edited) There is a Bluegrass song that goes something like this--If my nose was worth a Million Dollars I,d blow it all on you--- It,s by the MORON BROS. they are funny to no end- Its a good song - really. look them up if you do-not believe-LUKE- ok Tiff- ---Vern Edited February 16, 2011 by vern 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNDinarGirl Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 "I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?" This one, my best friend actually used and it worked! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregg450 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamf1414 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Ive got the winner Does this rag smell like choroform? works everytime lol 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiparoo Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Here are a few I intend to use after the RV: Have you ever made out in the backseat of a Ferrari? Your eyes are the exact same color as my Bentley! I want a woman who can see past my obscene wealth into the real me. My chef makes the best breakfast you've ever tasted. You know, I'm not actually this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet. I'll let ya'll know if any of them work! Hopefully this weekend! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANE Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Now...I'm no Fred Flintstone, but you make my BEDROCK.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright_side Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Some of my faves from hunch.com~ Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by agin? I'm not Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime. I think I could fall madly in bed with you. I wish you were DSL so I could have high speed access. Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle Kiss me if I'm wrong but don't I know you? you: "giant polar bear" they reply: "what??" you: "It's an ice breaker, hi." Good luck and happy hunting!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smee2 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Opinion from the ladies' side ... you: "giant polar bear" they reply: "what??" you: "It's an ice breaker, hi." This is the one, the only, the best "line" with the best chance. Love it ... smee2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zest4life Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 This one is a little naughty "I've got the F the C and the K....all I need is U" 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc9574 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 What the heck i might as well throw in the old chiropractor pick up line "whats a joint like you doin in a girl like this" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalevoss Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 I'm not Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime. LOOOOOVE THIS ONE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired_of_waiting Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Someone must have sprayed you with Windex cuz I can see myself all over you and the one that always works for me When are you gonna get outta here with me and go to my hotel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyinEagle Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 I liek this one ... its more of an opening line respone ... but anyhow ... Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Girl: UNFERTILIZED .... Screw Off!!! ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shwngo Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Guy: look at the tag in a girls shirt. Girl: what the heck are you doing? Guy: just seeing if it said made in heaven because you look like an angel. This one worked when i was much younger. On the beach at Daytona beach. me: hey i don't know you and you don't know me so let's screw and not know each other. Drunk girl: ok. I couldn't believe it..... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandi77 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Someone actually used this on my wife, she almost knocked them out... "Is your family retarded... cause you sure are Special" He's lucky I wasn't there that night!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easyrider Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Someone actually used this on my wife, she almost knocked them out... "Is your family retarded... cause you sure are Special" He's lucky I wasn't there that night!!!! haha!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estephan Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Oh yea! So I saw that your on Facebook now! How bout I poke you sometime 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright_side Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 FlyinEagle~ LOVE the eggs reply!!! I ran out of +'s for the day but thanx for the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FAVOUR Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 What are you doing here ? I did"nt know angels were allowed out of heaven. Are your legs tired ? Cos you been running through my mind all day. If you really don't want to come right ... Can i buy you a drink ? Or do you just want the money. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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