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NO SEX SINCE 1955

An old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala

event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in

attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for

conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very

serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and

said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,

said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take

this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really

need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!"

She took his hand and led him to a private room where she

proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest

and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch,

"I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

(Gotta love military time)

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