Qman Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 *A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.* *Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. Herein, the Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition: Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?* *Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:* *"First," Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.* *"Second," he said, "she must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.* *"Third," he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.* *"Fourth," Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.* *"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00." *----- 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keipher Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 HAHA! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hf328 Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 You've really posted some funny ones lately...I have really enjoyed reading them...helps me sort through the rest of the BS on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandi77 Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 +1 Qman...Keep them coming, helps pass the time!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaydadea Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Qman, this one has lapped the world twice today. I sent it to everybody I know, including my Congressman. Good laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 Good start to a Sat morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythunter Posted February 6, 2011 Report Share Posted February 6, 2011 Thanks for the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiverStyx Posted February 6, 2011 Report Share Posted February 6, 2011 Don't Bobby Lee and his Kin run PD? I know that equals all their intel anyway. Who knows maybe they just sell cars in Texas! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smee2 Posted February 6, 2011 Report Share Posted February 6, 2011 Seems in the States you make fun of rednecks, and here in Canada we make fun of Newfies. I had heard this in a Newfie version some years ago. Obviously it is RV'd into this version. Loved it. And didn't even see the punch line coming. Thanks for the chuckle. + smee2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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