Gorilla help.

[Qman]

*A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species

of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female,

became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the

veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in

heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla

available.*

*Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of

Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for

cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks,

had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a

female of any species. Herein, the Zoo Keeper thought they

might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a

proposition: Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla

for $500.00?*

*Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to

think the matter over carefully. The following day, he

announced that he would accept their offer, but only under

five conditions:*

*"First," Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the

lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.*

*"Second," he said, "she must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt

Forever' T-Shirt." The Keeper again readily agreed to this

condition.*

*"Third," he said, "you can't never tell no one about this."

The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.*

*"Fourth," Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised

Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.*

*"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come

up with the $500.00." *-----

[Keipher]

HAHA! :lol:

[hf328]

You've really posted some funny ones lately...I have really enjoyed reading them...helps me sort through the rest of the BS on here.

[Kandi77]

+1 Qman...Keep them coming, helps pass the time!!!!

[Slaydadea]

Qman, this one has lapped the world twice today. I sent it to everybody I know, including my Congressman. Good laugh!

[moose 57]

Good start to a Sat morning

[mythunter]

Thanks for the laugh.

[RiverStyx]

Don't Bobby Lee and his Kin run PD?

I know that equals all their intel anyway. Who knows maybe they just sell cars in Texas!

[smee2]

Seems in the States you make fun of rednecks, and here in Canada we make fun of Newfies. I had heard this in a Newfie version some years ago. Obviously it is RV'd into this version.

Loved it.

And didn't even see the punch line coming.

Thanks for the chuckle.

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smee2