Roscoboy007 Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 I listened to the GET Team CC the other day and after hearing TerryK and his conviction that the RV has happened everywhere but the US I decided to take matters into my own hands as to not loose out on this investment. I took a shower and loaded my Dinar into my money belt and headed to the back to my local bank to cash in. Remembering what happened then last time (prior Intel post) I entered quietly and placed my dinar on the counter. The teller, remembering me from the last time, hit the silent alarm. In a matter of minutes the bank was surrounded. Not wanting to go back to jail or get "black jacked again, I escaped through the ventilation system. I told myself - how could this be - TerryK said it happened and people were cashing in so why could I not get my 6 to 1....SO I went to plan “BRAVO” ....I made my way back to the safe house and contacted my "source" in the military and told him I needed to get to Beijing ASAP and he told me that he would fired up his F/A 18 Hornet and he would get me there in 4 hours since it has a top speed of Mach 1.8 ( almost twice the speed of sound or 1379 MPH). We set out on our 5137 mile journey knowing I had to be there when the banks opened. As we entered China airspace 6 miles above the ground I told my "source" to do a 39 degree roll so I could pull my ejection seat and using my sky diving skills, travel to the ground. I did not want to be picked up on their radar so I conducted what is called a "HALO" maneuver (pulling my chute 200 feet above the ground). Now I have to let you know as a disclaimer - DO NOT TRY THIS WITHOUT PROPER TRAINING - THESE 2 MANUVERS WOULD KILL A MERE MORTAL MAN. I landed safely on the roof of the World Bank headquarters in Beijing at 7:42 am China time – 1 hour and 18 minutes before they opened… PERFECT TIMING…. I discarded my parachute, oxygen tanks, and jumpsuit as to my get arrested as a spy. I headed over to my favorite café for some tea and breakfast since I had time to kill (I have been here before but that is another classified story). I finished my breakfast and headed over to the bank to be the first in line. I was greeted by a lovely lady and told her I was here to cash in some international currency and asked if she could point me in the right direction. She asked me what currency I was exchanging and I told her the Iraqi Dinar. She asked me to hold on a minute as she made a call. I took a seat in the lobby and 1 minute turned into 10. I noticed a military convoy surrounding the World Bank and having my covert operational skills kick in I told myself that something was wrong. I told the girl that I needed to use the restroom and I would be right back. I saw the look in her eyes, the look of nervousness. I headed to the restroom and once out of site I made my way to the elevator to work my way back to the roof where I had hid my parachute know I am going to need it. As I was ascending to the roof the elevators stopped. I popped the escape hatch and climbed the elevator cables the remaining 18 stories to the roof. As I look down I see the “Chinese Liberation Army – their special forces” covering a 3 block radius. This is where I stand as of now. I just wanted to bring you the latest Intel. Provided I do not get captured I will update you shortly. Stay tuned. “Same BAT channel, same BAT time.” 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrylopiccolo Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 great story.be careful dont get caught.i will be here when u get back.try using your web to swing from building to building till you get to a safe place. ....P.S. Update China and the U.S. Didnt RV yet as per Terry K..Try North Korea.Dont forget to tell them your an American too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimS Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Wow.....you're good, almost as good as TK. I can tell you both get your intel from the same reliable source. I think I'll fly on over to Jordan to cash in my IQD, Terry said it is done there, too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luv2hike27 Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Tom??!? Tom Clancy is that you up there on the roof? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaydadea Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Hilarious!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh! Oh man, my sides hurt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adritex Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 LOVE IT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captjohn Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Actually, this is about as plausible as TK's claims of RV having already happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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