funny email, thought id pass it on

[jkitt]

I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built

near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be

tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two *** nightclubs be opened next door to

the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call

the clubs, "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot".

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an open

barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street, a very

daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret" with sexy

mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop

(Koranal Knowledge?), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other

side a liquor store -- maybe call it "Morehammered".

If you agree in promoting tolerance and you think this is a good plan, pass

it on.

Don't you just love creative problem-solvers!?

[Zemaduvant]

Ya know if we really do make alot of money..we could do that..and that sounds like the best idea...ever!

[speedy1]

thats a good one

[Caducues]

this is brilliant! at first i was like oooh WTF not this bs again... but still continued to read and i dont regret it.

[firefighter_218546]

I would like to be involved,, but I would also like to see a strip club across the street from the enterance,, and have dancers in the front windows.. I will fork out the money for that...

GO RV and GO BIG so I can get my club started

God Bless Everyone...................I know this is not the best post to put here but had to...

[jkitt]

Caduces- thats exactly what i thought when i read the first paragraph, thankfully i kept reading haha

[bobbidoll]

Best post that I have read all day!!!