SAD NEWS (about the FAT LADY!)

[Qman]

I have some very sad and shameful news to report.

Yesterday I was so sure the RV was at hand I call the Fat Lady to come over and start singing.

And then after a few drinks I thought what the hell I asked her to spend the night. She said sure and she had her way with me.

I thought what the hell today I will be worth millions of dollars and I can buy a lot of soap and disinfectant.

I don’t know what to do now she will not leave.

I cannot run or hide because she has me chained to this chair and she said she would not let me go until the RV is here.

Please send help or at lease more booze so I can get through this.

PS any guesses as to how long I have to wait now???

[hf328]

Oh no.... where are you located...I need to call 911.... that Fat Lady can't get away with that behavior otherwise we will never see the RV.....=(

[Geck]

Do whatever she wants you to do, Qman!!!

We can afford the surgery and STD treatments later!

Just make the b!@ch sing, ferchrissakes!!!! DO IT!!

**I'll send you a couple of bottles of hooch while you're recuperating in Switzerland**

[behaviorkat]

Female tactic............ no remidy

[Blue-Duck]

I heard one guru say at least two or three more years! Is that a problem Qman?

P.S. What weight does she dress out at?

[steveo]

just keep putting a smile on the fat ladys face then when the rv comes she will sing like you wouldent believe.......fingers crossed buddy

[bulldawg]

Hey Dude.................if you can't get her to sing, maybe you can get her to hummmm a little tune!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dawg

[Qman]

I heard one guru say at least two or three more years! Is that a problem Qman?

P.S. What weight does she dress out at?

Not sure my scale only goes to 250.

[Elixir]

It happen to me once... I chewed my arm off.......

[Jillipoo]

If you just do IT right, she will sing!!! Keep it up!!!

[Grandpa Dave]

Qman, I had that same experience many years ago when I was sure that my Confederate Currency was going to RV. I'll tell you one thing, it takes a lot of booze to get over something as traumatic as that ! Sometimes I still have flashbacks when I see those WalMart people.

[mars]

Sounds like something Possum would do! Hang in there, help is just over the horizon. GO RV!

[rocketman2010]

by the time it rv she will be slim an trim and have all your dinar

[lechesuerte]

Best of luck Qman! It seems that you have created a bit of a quandry. Let me know what type of booze and where to send it! GO RV!

[Dalevoss]

Please send help or at lease more booze so I can get through this.

If you can get her to sing, I'll buy you the whole distillery

[mattevan]

Fat ladies need lovin to so keep up the good work..

[Dinar Holder]

This has gone way out of control.

Looks like people are using this forum as a game or joke.

Stick to facebook or my space for that crab.

Most investors are looking for Intel opinions/rumors.

Common people.

[brichards513]

I have some very sad and shameful news to report.

Yesterday I was so sure the RV was at hand I call the Fat Lady to come over and start singing.

And then after a few drinks I thought what the hell I asked her to spend the night. She said sure and she had her way with me.

I thought what the hell today I will be worth millions of dollars and I can buy a lot of soap and disinfectant.

I don’t know what to do now she will not leave.

I cannot run or hide because she has me chained to this chair and she said she would not let me go until the RV is here.

Please send help or at lease more booze so I can get through this.

PS any guesses as to how long I have to wait now???

Qman - all of us here at DV really (and I do mean REALLY) appreciate you taking one for the team!

God Bless & Go RV!

[RAL]

Qman,

There are times in life when one just has to admit that you/re beaten ...

The key is to adapt and find joy in what you still have.

RAL

[Dalevoss]

Most investors are looking for Intel opinions/rumors.

Yea, but we are lookin to keep our spirits up also

[BobbyBuns]

That is hilarious!

[Geck]

Fat ladies need lovin to so keep up the good work..

More cushion, nicer pushin'.

What ya'll looking at me for. Just sayin', is all.

[Qman]

Yea, but we are lookin to keep our spirits up also

Thank you.

[Legolas]

This has gone way out of control.

Most investors are looking for Intel opinions/rumors.

Intel, Opinions and Rumors are what got us into this mess to begin with......NOW we need the fat lady. Thanks for takin the hit, Q.

[Grandpa Dave]

Qman, send me your address so I can have a truck full of oysters headed your way !