He-man Posted November 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 (edited) LMAO! Edited November 24, 2010 by He-man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He-man Posted November 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 ... Here I was adding "... in bed" to the end of my fortune cookies I can't believe I've been missing out on the GOOD financial advice that was right in front of me! - Fresh "IN BED"........ Thats what my wife said, but I told her NOT TO JINKS IT!!! For it would be better to wait and ENJOY "in bed" at the BAHAMAS....... He-man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Well, I just talked to Confucius, and he said: "Once RV happens, you will never have to work a day in your life" Awesome! Say Confucious Man. You do sound slick to me, Bro........ FYI - Just finished my Chinese dinner - The fortune cookie said " Confucius say "crowded elevator smell different to midget" " I'm speechless............That' s nothing short of GENIUS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXICON Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Ok, im sure a lot of you think astrology is crazy but so are fortune cookies. Anyways, my wife is big time into astrology. Im not talking horiscopes either, she has a huge book that breaks down your day of birth and exact time, where the planets were...blah blah blah. When she read mine a few years ago it was CRAZY how exact it was about who i am and things i had already accomplished in life. I always liked the part where it stated i am very $$ oriented, which i am. She read it again a couple months ago and it states; "you will be very successful financially in your late 20's"... I am 29 Take it for what it is but this book has stated my whole life and personality in great detail. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krash Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 I was in the porta john last night and there was a handwritten note on the door. It said for a good time........ GO RV! CAN I GO HOME NOW? AFGHANISTAN SUCKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racheal Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 OK, Had some for a lunch meeting yesterday and my fortune was: Good news will come to you from far away with numbers: 03 15 23 33 44 9 (and I can't see how to do this in bed or between the sheets ! ) Well, maybe, I'll be in bed, between the sheets when I'll be notified of rv! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dravmorris2 Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 TOO FUNNY.................................... I HAD CHINESE FOOD YESTERDAY FOR A "LATE LUNCH"................................... AND I AM STILL STUFFED.................................... AND I REALLY DIDN'T EACH THAT MUCH............................. THE FOTUNE COOKIES, ARE TELLING US THE TRUTH (EVEN IF WE CAN'T GET THE TRUTH OUT OF ANY BODY ELSE) "GO BIG MONEY.........................GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I MEAN RV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE IT BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAVMORRIS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He-man Posted November 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 PS..... If you have any POSITIVE EVENTS, NEWS or PLANS that you are EXCITED about PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SHARE WITH US!!!??? Kind regard......... He-man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tampa1000 Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 (edited) I would buy the numbers in the lotto or powerball, you never know!!! I don think the Dinar is a better bet that's for sure!!! GO RV!!!!!!!!!!! Edited November 25, 2010 by tampa1000 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He-man Posted November 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 I would buy the numbers in the lotto or powerball, you never know!!! I don think the Dinar is a better bet that's for sure!!! GO RV!!!!!!!!!!! I tell you what....... that is what I have been thinking of doing, anybody out there that may get LUCKY with these numbers be SURE to send me my BROKERS CUT!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He-man Posted November 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2010 PS..... If you have any POSITIVE EVENTS, NEWS or PLANS that you are EXCITED about PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SHARE WITH US!!!??? Kind regard......... He-man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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