Quotes of the Day

[mrspen]

As I am at work and have read everything on this site, with hours left to go.....I thought perhaps some of you would like to help start an Off Topic - Quote of the Day post. With our little group, there's no telling whether this will end up being quotes of Inspiration, Religion, Political, etc., but just out of curiosity for human nature, let's see what happens.

For all prayer is answered. Don't tell God how to answer it.

Edgar Cayce Reading 4028-1

[cris]

One of my favorites

socialism works just fine, until you run out of other peoples money....thatcher ( i think )

when everyone panics, and your in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!...Heinlein ( tongue in cheek )

i can eat alphabet soup, and crap a better argument than that....poster from this site, cant remember who...lol

brevity is the soul of wit....limbaugh

i know, thats more than one....couldnt stop....lol

[mariejose]

As I am at work and have read everything on this site, with hours left to go.....I thought perhaps some of you would like to help start an Off Topic - Quote of the Day post. With our little group, there's no telling whether this will end up being quotes of Inspiration, Religion, Political, etc., but just out of curiosity for human nature, let's see what happens.

For all prayer is answered. Don't tell God how to answer it.

Edgar Cayce Reading 4028-1

WOMEN ARE LIKE TEA BAGS- WE DON'T KNOW OUR TRUE STRENGHT UNTIL WE ARE IN HOT WATER---ELEANOR ROSSEVELT

[mariejose]

WOMEN ARE LIKE TEA BAGS- WE DON'T KNOW OUR TRUE STRENGHT UNTIL WE ARE IN HOT WATER---ELEANOR ROSSEVELT

ALL MY HUSBANDS TAUGHT ME HOUSEKKEPING--WE DIVORCE I KEEP THE HOUSE.--ZAZA GABOR

[fatbob]

Common sense isn't to common.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

and one that describes the Iraq GOI - I've seen sap grow faster on trees

[sladrian]

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true! Yogi Berra

No one has ever drowned in sweat. Lou Holtz

I can hear you, the rest of the world can hear you and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon.

George W. Bush

[JugDawg1]

What? Me worry?--- Alfred E. Newman

Hey! I resmemble that remark!--- Curly from the 3 stooges

[mrspen]

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

George Bernard Shaw

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Bill Cosby

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

George Burns

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

Josh Billings

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

W. C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. <---- (I have this sign over my stove!

W. C. Fields

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." ~Woody Allen

"...you can watch things happen, you can make things happen, or you can wonder what the hell happened." - Phil Harris

[JugDawg1]

Women don't fart.

Women don't belch.

Women don't snore.

Therefore they must ***** or they will blow up. Anonymous.

(actual poster my wife has)

[ds2]

you can fool some of the people some of the time, you can fool stupid people every time.

[PAPATOM]

Luke 12:15 WATCH OUT ! Be on guard against all kinds of Greed. A man's life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions.

I like this because it reminds me that my life is SO much more than my possessions...and greed can take so many different forms that I have to continually watch out and be on guard for it. (greed is bad)

We who are invested in the Dinar need to be on the watch for greed...in ourselves, it will bring us down...it will destroy us, and we won't know till it's to late.

[PuffsPlus]

Happiness is different from pleasure. Happiness has something to do with struggling and enduring and accomplishing.

[carlablum]

The only time you should be looking down on someone is when you are helping them up!

[Maxi]

Women don't fart.

Women don't belch.

Women don't snore.

Therefore they must ***** or they will blow up. Anonymous.

(actual poster my wife has)

and I am still on the floor laughing, this is so good... I just hope my husband isn't reading these. He will never forget it.... Can you pick me up off the ground. I can't stop laughing... I needed this tonight cause I am still at work and it is 10 p.m. and I have so much more to go. Thank you for a moment of fun....

[tweetybird]

TAKE A DAY AT A TIME

THINGS COULD ONLY BE WORSE

IT IS WHAT IT IS

IF WE ARE WALKING AND TALKING WE ARE ALIVE

IF YOU SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE PLEASE BE NEATY AND WIPE THE SEATTY

IF YOUR BAT IS TO SHORT PLEASE CROWD THE PLATE

IF THE CAT WOULDN'T HAVE STOP TO TAKE A SH_T HE WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THE MOUSE

DON'T CRY OVER SPILLED MILK LET THE CAT LICK IT UP

[carlablum]

Women don't fart.

Women don't belch.

Women don't snore.

Therefore they must ***** or they will blow up. Anonymous.

(actual poster my wife has)

So you calling me a bXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't stop laughing!!

Too funny!!

Carla

[Grandpa Dave]

I THINK THAT I SHALL NEVER SEE

A POEM AS LOVELY AS A TREE

HELLEN KELLER-JUNE 23, 1942

[sandy040]

"Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

George Orwell

"All that's required for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

Edmund Burke

[RicknSaudi]

"Religion can so blind people to their prejudices, that they are simply unable to see the hypocrisy, illogic, or harm that often stems from their zeal". Thomas Jefferson (When debating how much church to leave in the state)

And BOY, does it apply here in the middle east

Edited October 24, 2010 by RicknSaudi

[JugDawg1]

I would never belong to any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx

[mrspen]

Life is just a dream that keeps waking me..... - John Mayer

“I have given up parts of my life, to follow the sound of my calling.” - John Mayer

"You were born an original. Don’t die a copy." - John Mayer

Thinking like the masses may just get you trampled in the crowd - Renee Lear

Want to live where there's no racism, hatred, discrimination of sex, disability, and so on? Look for Vacancy on Sesame Street. - Renee Lear

The character of a man is how he comes back from adversity - LaDainian Tomlinson

Hermits have no peer pressure - ?

Don't dream your life, live your dreams - ?

[adontik]

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it,

no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense"

- Buddha

"Whether you think you can or think you can't, either way you are right" - Henry Ford

"Your most precious, valued possessions and your greatest powers are invisible and intangible.

No one can take them. You, and you alone, can give them.

You will receive abundance for your giving. The more you give-the more you will have!"

W Clement Stone

[steveh12]

What a Revolting Developement This Is!!! William Bendix- The Life of Riley

One of These Days Alice, To The Moon! Jackie Gleason, The HoneyMooners.

You Got Alot of Splaining to Do Lucy!! Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy

A Man Is A Man All Of His Life

But a Woman Will Always Be Sexy Until She Becomes Your Wife.

A Man's Home is His Coffin.

Al Bundy, Married With Children

[dslayer4j]

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The Big Bang Theory: God spoke and BANG! it happened.

I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

[KMJ]

I FEEL MORE LIKE I DO NOW THAN WHEN I GOT HERE