Fun Thread

[Pitcher]

Today’s news has been a bit of a downer so I thought I would try to lighten the mood with some old GIF’s.  If you have any jokes, stories, dreams, funny pics bring em.  It’s New Years Eve, let’s have some fun. I’ll get it going with a few things that make me smile or dream.  

 

The New Year is a great time to start Exercising!!  NO, maybe next year.

 

 

I love to laugh, Thanks goes out to Markinsa, Starr, Thugs, King, and others for the Silly Thread and funny posts.  Even Shabbs got me laughing today!!

 

  

 

Sometimes it’s good to let it loose, relax, and have some ice cream

 

 

          

 

 

Next year I’m going to Hawaii RV or not.  Hoping for an RV party in Maui

 

 

 

And Remeber, we always need more Cow Bell

 

 

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[learning all i can]

I sure hope I can encourage myself to use my treadmill as well as the Bassett hound.  Wow he sure has some kinda willpower. Of course I'll  have to remove all the clothes hanging on it first which will be a workout in itself.  Happy NYs and thanks for the funnies.

Edited January 1, 2020 by learning all i can

[Pitcher]

........nwY

[Bama Girl]

[Shabibilicious]

 

Note to self:  Never complain to the city that your neighbor's new house is higher than code and blocks your view......for said neighbor may just make a unique construction adjustment just for you.   (oldie but a goody)

 

GO RV, then BV

[Shabibilicious]

 

Start your new year right....stick to those resolutions.

 

GO RV, then BV

[Shabibilicious]

Randy Orton RKO gifs....always a crowd pleaser.

 

 

GO RV, then BV

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GO RV, then BV

[learning all i can]

23 minutes ago, Bama Girl said:

Is that a hyena.  Poor thing.....live and learn

[Shabibilicious]

Watch out! Watch out!!

 

 

GO RV, then BV

[bostonangler]

 FOOTBALL HUMOR

 

Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the football"

- John Heisman  

 

"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game."

– Bear Bryant / Alabama

 

"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle, you can hear it!”

- Knute Rockne / Notre Dame  

 

"At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat That costs money, and we don't have any."

– Erik Russell / Georgia Southern

 

"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it."  

- Lou Holtz / Arkansas - Notre Dame

 

"When you win, nothing hurts."  

- Joe Namath / Alabama

 

"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall."  

- Frank Leahy / Notre Dame

 

"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation.  I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation."  

- Bob Devaney / Nebraska  

 

"In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant."

- Wally Butts / Georgia

 

"I never graduated from Iowa.  But I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's."

–  Alex Karras / Iowa

 

"My advice to defensive players is to take the shortest route to the ball, and arrive in a bad humor.”  

-  Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee 

 

"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades."

- Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State

 

"Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David."  

- Shug Jordan / Auburn    

 

"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me"  

He said,   "Well, Walt, we took a look at you, and you weren't any good."

- Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State  

 

"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel."  

- Bobby Bowden / Florida State

 

"Football is NOT a contact sport, it is a collision sport.  Dancing IS a contact sport"      

- Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State

 

After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post-game message to his team was, "All those who need showers, take them."

-  John McKay / USC

 

"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.”

- Murray Warmath / Minnesota

 

"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb.  To be a back, you only have to be dumb."

- Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

 

"We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches."

- Darrell Royal / Texas 

 

"We didn't tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking."  

- John McKay / USC 

 

"I've found that prayers work best when you have big players."

- Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

 

Ohio State 's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words.”

 

Why do Auburn fans wear orange?   So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.

 

What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?   Drool.

 

How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a sophomore course.

 

How did the Auburn football player die from drinking milk?

The cow fell on him.

 

Two Texas A&M football players were walking in the woods. One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."     The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"

 

What do you say to a Florida State University football player dressed in a three-piece suit?

"Will the defendant please rise."

 

If three Rutgers football players are in the same car, who is driving?

The police officer.

 

How can you tell if a Clemson football player has a girlfriend?

There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.

 

What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A full set of teeth.

 

University of Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; the other half will have to dress themselves.

 

How is the Kansas football team like an opossum?

They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

 

Why did the Tennessee linebacker steal a police car?

He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.

 

How do you get a former University of Miami football player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

 

There is life after Football

 

B/A