Don't mess with Granny - the police may have to save you

[Adam Montana]

Link: https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/24/us/82-year-old-bodybuilder-grandma-intruder-trnd/index.html
 

This one gave me a good laugh this morning  

 

 

This powerlifting 82-year-old made an intruder regret breaking into her home

By Elizabeth Wolfe and Douglas S. Wood, CNN

 

Updated 5:52 AM ET, Tue November 26, 2019

 

 

Willie Murphy said she was getting ready for bed Thursday night when a man began pounding on her door, urging her to call an ambulance for him, CNN affiliate WHAM reported.

Murphy told WHAM she called the police but wouldn't let the man in her house. Then, she said, he became angry and broke through the door.

"It's kind of semi-dark and I'm alone, and I'm old. But guess what, I'm tough," she said, bearing her muscular arms. "He picked the wrong house to break into."

 

 

Murphy is an award-winning bodybuilder who said she works out at her local YMCA almost every day.

 

As Murphy tells it, she used a barrage of household items to attack the intruder, beginning with her own table.

"I took that table and I went to working on him," she said. "And guess what? The table broke."

Unphased, Murphy said, she used the metal legs of the table to keep hitting him.

After jumping on him a couple times, Murphy ran to the kitchen, grabbed a bottle of baby shampoo and squirted it on the man's face as he tried to get up.

It didn't end there. Next, she said, she took a broom and whacked him some more.

By that time, the intruder was ready to leave. Though Murphy said she can deadlift 225 pounds, she struggled to drag the man out of the house.

"He wants to get the heck out of there. And I'm trying to help him get out of the house, but he's too heavy. I can't move him. He's dead weight."

At that point, the police arrived in response to Murphy's earlier call.

"So they come in," she said. "He's laying down already because I had really did a number on that man. I'm serious."

The man was put in an ambulance. Murphy thinks he was probably relieved to be out of the house.

"I think he was happy when he went in the ambulance because I sent him in the ambulance. Yes, I did."

[bostonangler]

I saw that this morning... What a great story and that lady is amazing...

 

B/A

[MyLadiesDaddy]

OMGOODNESS, Stupid criminal ALERT  Thanks Adam that was HILARIOUS 

[Smokey Mtn. Dinar]

Don't mess with "old" ladies. We can surprise you, and hurt you in unthinkable, and unspeakable ways!   

 

BTW, I ain't "THAT" old!  😉

[umbertino]

 

I reported it yesterday here in my off-topic thread as soon as I read it ...

 

 

Great lady...Bravo!!!

 

 

Almost forgot...Of course I got negged

 

Now everybody and their guinea pig is reporting it and they all gets lots of pluses....WTF

 

Something is rotten in Denmark  ( as Marcellus stated in "Hamlet")

Edited November 26, 2019 by umbertino

[Waaa]

On 11/26/2019 at 11:17 AM, umbertino said:

Something is rotten in Denmark  ( as Marcellus stated in "Hamlet")

your source is what is rotten doufus!

 

[nstoolman1]

8 hours ago, Waaa said:

your source is what is rotten doufus!

 

I am sure that name calling is not an approved response. Umb may not always post what we want to read but 

he does not deserve that. 

Pit is Thanksgiving Day. Let's all play nice. 

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

Roger that, NSTOOLMAN. 

We all know he's partial to his leftist "news" sources, 

and we feel pity for him... poor UMBE. 

 

He does profess to love n' adore US, yet won't forsake his kommie idiot-ology...

failing to understand how We The People got to be the admirable great n' wonderful way we are.

 

It's real conundrum.

He's like the little mentally co-opted snowflakes we see buzzing around Ocasio-Cortes & Crazy Bernie,

they can't help themselves either & seem content to let others do their thinking for them...

 and seem to like it that way. 

 

Sigh...We love them in spite of themselves.

So, Happy Thanksgiving, UMBE.

You're our favourite little socialist.