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[MyLadiesDaddy]

[Sage449]

[Starrider]

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[MyLadiesDaddy]

1 minute ago, Starrider said:

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OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO

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Someone had to make a tough choice......

 

 

 

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[Pitcher]

That’s funny Starr 😂 😆 😝 

[gregp]

1 hour ago, Starrider said:

 

 

 

 

 

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I’m rolling!!😂😂

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[nannab]

Thank you for the morning smiles/laughs Starrider 

[gregp]

I tried to show the wife the guy in the roof but it was gone. That was so funny.

[boosterbglee]

Thanks Star!   The humor is appreciated in these days of doom and gloom!

[Sage449]

Covid thoughts - 

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem. I'm on the drinking end...….

I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe. 

I need to practice social distancing from . . . the refrigerator. 

Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter . . . The Living Room or The Bedroom.

Every few days, try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom. 

Home schooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job! 

I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to Twilight Zone. 

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into the house, told my dog . . . we laughed a lot. 

So, after this quarantine, will the producers of My 600 Pound life just find me or do I find them? 

Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business! 

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet. 

Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat. 

I’m so excited . . . it’s time to take out the garbage. What to wear, what to wear? 

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyardia. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroomia. 

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks women with hand sanitizer for good clean fun. 

Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year.” I’m offended. 

Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under!

[Sage449]

BTW those toe nails are so eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

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[coorslite21]

20 hours ago, boosterbglee said:

Thanks Star!   The humor is appreciated in these days of doom and gloom!

Yes it is!

[DinarDavo]

[md11fr8dawg]

Thanks for the toenail pic Starr. Made me throw up Aghhhhh!! Nasty!

[Pitcher]

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 It’s so stupid it makes me laugh