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1 hour ago, ladyGrace'sDaddy said:

Here ya go Starrider, thought you might like this one :lol:

 

 

Thank you + nice looking pups there

 

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Two guys are walking through the woods and come across a big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does. Toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is." They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise.
"Jeeez. That is REALLY deep. Throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise. "They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait, and wait. Nothing. They look at each other in amazement. One guy gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey, over here in the weeds, there's a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in, it's gotta make some noise."
The two drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole. Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole. The two men are astonished with what they've just seen.. Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over."Hey, you two guys seen my goat out here?"
"You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!"
"Nah", says the farmer, "That couldn't have been mine. My goat was chained to a railroad tie."

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The Georgia Line

Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Mustang east on I-20 toward Georgia.

When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first trooper pulled over quickly.

The rookie trooper pulled in behind him and said, “Hey, Sarge, why did you stop?”

The sarge replied, “Forget it, he’s in Georgia now. They’re an hour ahead of us, so we’ll never catch him.”
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Eternal Youth

The police recently arrested a man selling “secret formula” tablets he claimed gave eternal youth.

When going through their files, they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal, medical fraud.

He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983.
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Future Soulmate

A lonely kayaker wrote to a dating service explaining that he had specific criteria for a potential mate and would not accept anyone that doesn’t meet his standard.

He described what his future soulmate should be like: the young lady must be cute, short, enjoys cold water and paddling.

A couple of weeks later he received the following in the mail:

 

 

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The Wedding Ceremony Hitch

At a wedding ceremony the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. He proclaimed it was their time to stand up and talk or forever hold their peace.

The moment of utter silence was broken by a beautiful young woman, carrying a child. She began walking slowly down the center aisle, towards the minister.


Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride threw the bouquet and burst out crying. Then slowly the groom's mother fainted. The best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.

The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?"


There was absolute silence in the church, then the woman replied, "We can't hear you in the back rows."
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