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[DIAMOND]

2 hours ago, Starrider said:

 

 

 

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Shower needs to be a bit larger, but dat's jus me lol

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[Synopsis]

2 hours ago, Starrider said:

 

 

 

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Hey, Starr, You posted THIS before!!!

 

      

 

Is THIS REALLY going ON???!!!

 

Maybe BABY "caffeine" IS THEE "problem"???!!!

 

 

      

 

Maybe BABY "caffeine" SHOULD NOT BE "ingested" BEFORE "broaching" THEE "subject" OF "light" "bulbs" BECAUSE "caffiene" CAN BE "bitter"???!!!

 

      

[Starrider]

1 hour ago, Synopsis said:

 

Hey, Starr, You posted THIS before!!!

 

      

 

Is THIS REALLY going ON???!!!

 

Maybe BABY "caffeine" IS THEE "problem"???!!!

 

 

      

 

Maybe BABY "caffeine" SHOULD NOT BE "ingested" BEFORE "broaching" THEE "subject" OF "light" "bulbs" BECAUSE "caffiene" CAN BE "bitter"???!!!

 

      

JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE SPAGHETTI HAT FUNNY BOY.

 

 

Starr

Edited August 15, 2019 by Starrider

[Synopsis]

52 minutes ago, Starrider said:

JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE SPAGHETTI HAT FUNNY BOY.

 

 

Starr

 

      

 

 You Go, GIRL!!!, Starr, AND The Very Best Of The Rest Of Your Week AND Up Coming Weekend To You!!! 

 

      

 

Well, OK, I “thought” THIS to BE THEE Silly Smiles Section, “humor” “included”???!!!

 

      

 

Maybe BABY “chill” with one of these Bourbon Barrel cured Red Blends???!!!

 

https://www.totalwine.com/wine/red-wine/red-blend/firebrand-bourbon-barrel-red-blend/p/215780750

 

http://www.city-vino.com/rack-barrel-bourbon-barrel-red-blend-2016.html

 

One (1) glass “chilled” has THEE “initial” beer/wine effect, lets OFF a LITTLE, THEN THEE “distilled” “spirits” “kick”.

 

NO “next” “day” “residual” “effects” with a glass OR glass AND one half!!!

 

VERY Smooth AND Balanced Blends!!!

 

ENJOY!!!

Edited August 15, 2019 by Synopsis

[429]

[pokerplayer]

I don't get this one ?

 

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[climber7]

8 hours ago, pokerplayer said:

I don't get this one ?

 

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His plane crashed but they all survived 

 

killary missed lol 

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[pokerplayer]

3 hours ago, climber7 said:

 

His plane crashed but they all survived 

 

killary missed lol 

 

Thxs climber7. I was stumped on that one... lol

 

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[429]

4 hours ago, Starrider said:

 

 

 

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“Cats are better. They don’t listen or do housework either. But they’re better.”

         - Mrs. 429

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

46 minutes ago, 429 said:

“Cats are better. They don’t listen or do housework either. But they’re better.”

         - Mrs. 429

And they don't drink all our beer, take our cars, help themselves to our wallets,

leave their underwear on the bathroom floor, pee on the seat....

Yup... cats are okay by us !  

[pokerplayer]

[nstoolman1]

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?'
The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'
The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?'
'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.' 
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?'
The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'
The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens!'

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[pokerplayer]

5 minutes ago, nstoolman1 said:

 

Hmmm, no picture, but the farmer one was hilarious !!

 

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[nstoolman1]

23 minutes ago, pokerplayer said:

 

Hmmm, no picture, but the farmer one was hilarious !!

 

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29 minutes ago, nstoolman1 said:

I read your post and see the pic. Did it show up when I quote it?

[pokerplayer]

3 minutes ago, nstoolman1 said:

 

I read your post and see the pic. Did it show up when I quote it?

 

Nope. Just a bunch of letters and numbers.

 

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[nstoolman1]

A pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth the sermon last 8 minutes.

The second Sunday it lasts 10 minutes. The following Sunday he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to stop. They asked him "What happened".

He said " The first time the teeth hurt so bad he could only last 8 minutes. The second time only 10 minutes. The third time 

I put my wife's teeth in by mistake and could not stop.

 

 

 

Thats what was posted originally.

 

 

Edited August 21, 2019 by nstoolman1