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Markinsa

Please reopen the Smiles ll Topic 

I'll clean up my posts and stay in my lane no one should miss out on morning smiles on the count of me and I apologies for my actions.

 

Starr 

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For what it is worth, Mark I understand and admire your principles. But I am a bit of a rouge. Very earthy and comfortable in my own skin.

that is who I am that is who you are!

 Viva la difference !

except for shabs! Snicker snicker!

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A young thug with his pants hanging half off his ass walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, 
"Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of The long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say
but you will also have, as part of your job, the
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... 
You started it." .....

 

 

 

Starr

 

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1 minute ago, Starrider said:

 

 

 

Here PP

 

Starr

 

More true than you would know.

 

  Thxs star

 

   pp

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