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20 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:

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While shopping earlier today, I picked up some chicken legs. Just before the young lady rang them up, I asked if she knew whether they were front or back legs. She paused for a moment, read everything she could on the package and not finding the answer said; "I don't know. Let me go ask my manager". She came back a few minutes later, looked at me. and said, NOT FUNNY!! I said, I'm sorry but I thought it was. The guy behind me laughing hysterically blurted out.....NOT FUNNY, IT WAS HILARIOUS. Have a great weekend 😄 😄

 

 

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Job At The CIA  

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done,
there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions, he took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for a bout 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes,
'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes.
Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun was loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
Beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them!!!!😲
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